Fwd: Scrabble

Subject: Fwd: Scrabble
 

 
 
This is one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there
Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
Wait till you see the last one!It's going to be hard to top because
It fits to a "T"
 
PRESBYTERIANWhen you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER
 
ASTRONOMERWhen you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER
 
DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT
 
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
 
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
 
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
 
DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM
 
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
 
ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
 
SNOOZE ALARMSWhen you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
 
A DECIMAL POINTWhen you rearrange the letters:I'M A DOT IN PLACE
 
THE EARTHQUAKESWhen you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE
 
ELEVEN PLUS TWOWhen you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE
 

AND FINALLY

FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
 
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMAWhen you rearrange the letters:"An Arab Backed Imposter"
 
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!

5 comments:

CharlieE said...

The last one makes no sense. "An Arab backed imposter?"

Imposter? He's not really Barack Obama?

BTW- If you rearrange the letters in the words "Sarah Palin", you get "Shariah Plan."

Funny how the RWD left that one out...

CharlieE said...

My mistake; that should have been "Sharia Plan." CharlieE has lazy fingers this morning and this site lacks an edit function.

Mr_Creosote said...

More rapier-like humor from conservatives....NOT!

"Bet your friends haven't seen this one!"

For once a RW email forward is correct: No my friends haven't seen this one. I don't even have aquaintances, let alone friends, who are the sort of simpletons that would find that screed clever

Also: Great observation CharlieE

ferschitz said...

Wait! What?

So now Obama is an Arab backed Imposter? I thought he was a KenyanNaziMuslimStalinistHitler usurper, who eats dogs.

Hard to keep up with the dastardly deviousness of dumber than a bag of rocks Obama.

My Q: did the Arabs force Obama to wear Dad jeans and play golf poorly? Is that also part of the fiendish plot?

Schitzengiggles said...

ferschitz,

You forgot the whole story of the fiendish plot. 50 years ago a bunch of cloak and dagger folks got together and decided they would take a little Kenyan baby, fake his birth certificate from Hawaii and just to make it good give him a Connecticut SSN of some dead dude. Then they groomed him and exposed him to Marxist/Socialist doctrine all the while ensuring his adherence to Islamic teachings. After forging his college records and hermetically sealing them for your protection,this grand plan would be to make him POTUS so he could destroy America from the inside. And all of this got by the NSA, CIA, the GOP AND let's not forget the Clintons. This whole plan hatched over the course of 50 years without a leak. Wow. Makes the moon landing, building 7 and Kennedy assassination conspiracies all look like Romper Room.

 
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