Fw: Florida Bowling Alley

Subject: Fw: Florida Bowling Alley

And THIS, my friends, is why I love free market capitalism.
P.S. note how wholesome this family looks.  Not a Miley or Beiber or Pelosi in the bunch.

After losing money for years and the guy was ready to close up and shut it down, he tried one last thing, and now business is booming, wonder why? A bowling alley in Clearwater, Florida , Bowl-O-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy.

Clever! What a money-maker! What a way to vent frustration!
(Your laugh for the day)
Very Interesting!!
Want to knock his teeth out?
The alley also reported a record number of 300 games.
Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames. This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237. And that's the senior league.
They aren't sure why, but seems as though they don't have many democrats or immigrants bowling…


Anonymous said...

I agree, Right-Wing Forward. That stock clip-art family really sells the wholesomeness of your story about people knocking Bowling Lane Obama Head's teeth out.

Anonymous said...

"they don't have many democrats or immigrants bowling..." Remember the last time you went bowling, and they asked your political party affiliation before letting you rent the shoes?

gruaud said...

Eh, I sorta snickered.

Except for the opening line about loving Free-Market Capitalism.

Man, that is just so god-damned foolish...IF you are not a billionaire.

Free-market voodoo economic trickle-down bullshit has allowed the gutting of fair labor practices, privatization of public assets (essentially stealing them from us), and budget cuts in social programs, public education and public health. It has enacted (and strongly protects) tax cuts for the rich. It has worked to expand the prison-for-profit system (a conflict of interest if ever there was one). Why the fuck would anyone think that this is a good thing?

Dystopia? You're living in it.

ferschitz said...


This one's a two-fer: a) Hate on Obama/Democrats/Immigrants, b) rah-rah for b.s. "Free Market" which, as gruaud points out, is really a massive rip-off off of the 99s to the 1s (distribution of money upwards).

Duly noted that the rightwing think tank that hacked out this crap couches the appeal to Seniors (what a surprise... NOT) by talking about Seniors getting lots of strikes.

Do the victimizing whiners who send around these b.s. RWFs realize this is bogus? And just get a laugh from it? Or do they fervently believe it?

Some days, it's sure hard to tell. But it sure is stinky propaganda.

Anonymous said...

I think this is about the 3rd or 4th time I’ve seen this recycled e-mail.


Tootseye said...

I don't know about anyone else, but when I go bowling, I always check to see the owner's voter registration card. That's what's critical for me to know!1!!

Because Free Market! and White People!11!

Anonymous said...

I love that they said this was in Florida. Would that be the same Florida that voted for Obama twice?

Not only that, but Clearwater, one of the areas in the state that went for Obama.

Come on wingnuts, get it together!

Anonymous said...




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