FW: So Long Arizona ... Moving to Oregon

Subject: FW: So Long Arizona ... Moving to Oregon


Subject: So Long Arizona ... Moving to Oregon

So Long Arizona ... Moving to Oregon

Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands, showing their outrage with Arizona's controversial new SB-1070 law by moving elsewhere.

In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who is punishing Arizona by leaving. As he loaded his stolen car with his stolen belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!"

The effects of the exodus are being felt by Arizona retailers, who are reporting dwindling sales of beer, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are the state hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits. Tattoo parlors are in a state of panic.

Renaldo told a reporter through an interpreter that he and his family are moving to Oregon, a democratic state with high taxes where hard working people will support him and his family with dignity!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ?


Anonymous said...

Oh Wingnuts, for the upteenth time: leave satire to those who know how to use it. Basically, anyone who's not you.

Anonymous said...

You should add the racism tag to this nonsense.

Avant Gardener said...

Second Anon -- done. Thanks for the reminder.


Anonymous said...

White people never get tattoos.

Hooray4US said...

White people also never buy beer, amunition, guns, spray paint, have lots of babies in hospitals or visit the ER.

ferschitz said...

"Also hit hard are the state hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits."

Why are the state hospitals "hit hard" by this alleged giant decline in hospital visits?

I thought it was the racist dream that no dirty messicans would ever dare put their dirty selves in the hospitals because everyone knows for a fact that: a) every messican is dirty, b) every messican is lazy, c) every messican is illegal, d) every messican has lots and lots and lots of babies, and d) every messican is somehow managing to get tons & heaps of free stuff that poor benighted white racists somehow can never get. Plus I guess every messican has a ton of tattoos.

I thought these racists would be happy that state hospitals aren't being used by all the dirty messicans.

Anonymous said...

America - the only place where you can say what you want - btw, love this news article - great use of satire to make the point that America loves immigrants that follow our laws and enter our country legally - also, that the freeloaders that enter illegally are slime that is destroying our country

ferschitz said...

"America - the only place where you can say what you want"

Oh really? So citizens of countries like, lessee, Canada, the UK, France, Australia, India, the rest of Europe, Thailand, etc, simply cannot say what they want? Citizens in Thailand have been demonstrating for weeks now & camping out in some main area against their lawfully elected government. Guess you weren't aware of that factoid.

Plus didja happen to notice what happened to many US citizens who participated in the Occupy protests? Many of them got kicked around by the SWAT teams, even though they were in peaceful protests.

Think you need to unplug from Fox & Rush and check out some other types of real-news outlets for a change.

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