Fw: Afghan Quarterback

The Afghan Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.  In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.


He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.


Then he threw another at a passing car  going 90 mph.


"I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great  hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring  fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!"


gruaud said...

Hey, conservative anonymous!

Comment on this, asshole.

My most favorite thing about this site is when conservative concern- trolls show up to defend this ongoing daily train-wreck.

Always post here. You are the best-ever argument against conservatism.

Anonymous said...

Meh. I saw this a few years ago and it was the Iraqi center for the New Jersey Devils. I'm not sure that it needs to be a RW joke.

ferschitz said...

Yet another hit-job on Detroit. You know? Detroit? Where that DEVIL incarnate, NaziKenyanNaziSocialaistNazi Obama had the nerve to bail out the Detroit auto industry saving many hundreds of thousands of US middle & working class jobs... of course, many of those jobs are Satan-spawn dirty *union* jobs.

So: horror horror, oh the HATE.

Let's turn our conservatarded rightwing heads and look the other way when OBUSHma bail out the 1% gazillionaire bankers & Wall St, and never ever expect a penny back, and cheer and hoot for joy when the banks & Wall ST give their 1% overlords giant bonuses at US taxpayer expense.

But bail out Detroit??? "N"-lover!

Got it? Just like how conservatives shit all over known conservative Clint Eastwood for having the balls to defend Detroit. Can't have that. Working class jobs saved? How horrible is that??

Lather rinse repeat

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