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Snow White Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she came out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do? " First Place ," said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."  "I'm entering," said Superman. After half an hour he returned and they ask him, "How did you make out?" " First Place ," answered Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continued walking when they saw a sign:  "Contest for the greatest liar in the world."  Pinocchio said, "This is mine." Half an hour later, he returned with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio!