Fw: Fwd: And you can "take that to the bank"

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George W. Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies,

" Since Obama took over , the country has gone to Hell, so it's a local call."



Anonymous said...

Don't they have socialized medicine in England? I thought that made it the same as Hell, at least according to conservatives?

gruaud said...

Thank Ronald Reagan, dumbasses.

Our trip to Hell began in 1980 and was heavily exacerbated by Bush the Lesser.

I thought elephants had good memories.

Apparently not when it's convenient.

Anonymous said...

At least they concede that Dubya is going to hell.

Marc with a C said...

Apparently Satan is also a phone company exec. Who'd have ever guessed it?

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