Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: SWEET TEA REMEDY
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk on Budweiser he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes
home drunk on Budweiser, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and
swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Budweiser stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
home drunk on Budweiser, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
swished and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"