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Obama French Forward Translated! Fwd: FW: Pour ceux qui s'intéressent aux élections américaines

Our first translated red delicious! Tip of the chapeau to Nicole, an email recipient living in two worlds, both a shade of rouge. What's up with the Obama=Muslim fear mongering? This email harkens back to this pithy masterwork of vague Obama talking points.

Again, merci beaucoup Nicole for the translation effort. What an excellent opportunity to peer into the red minds of zealous family across the pond.

"Does anyone else feel my pain? I not only get right-wing e-mails from
my parents, I get them in TWO LANGUAGES. This one landed in my in box
courtesy of my mom, who got it from her relatives in France. This
*sounds* bizarre unless you know that many French people harbor
serious anti-Arab/Muslim views. Submitted for your approval, here is
the Obama/madrassa story... in French! My translation is in
[brackets]. It's a fairly literal translation; in particular, the
pointless repetitions, the inane stupidity, and the easily-refuted
falsehoods are left intact."
--nicole

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Feb 25, 2008 11:59 AM
Subject: FW: Pour ceux qui s'intéressent aux élections américaines
[For those of you who are interested in the American elections]
Drole qu'on n'en parle pas ici…..
[Strange that we're not talking about this over here...]

Maman
[Mom]
______________________________

__

Quand OBAMA rime avec ALLAH.
[When OBAMA rhymes with ALLAH]

En Indonésie, on le tenait pour un musulman. Abandonnée de son mari, Barack Uhussein Obama, la maman se lie avec un étudiant étranger, l'Indonésien Lolo Sotéro avec lequel elle se marie. Quand Subarto, le dictateur indonésien exige en 1967, de tous ses compatriotes à l'étranger, de rentrer dans la mère-patrie, Lolo, son épouse et le jeune Barack, alors âgé de six ans, obtempèrent et partent pour l'Indonésie.
[In Indonesia, they thought he was Muslim. Abandoned by her husband Barack Uhussein Obama, his mother establishes ties to a foreign student, the Indonesian Lolo Sotero, whom she later married. When, in 1967, the Indonesian dictator Subarto, ordered expatriate Indonesians home, Lolo, with his wife and stepson Barack--now aged six--obeyed, and moved to Indonesia.]
Le beau-père de Barack est musulman. Le jeune Barack se retrouve donc en Indonésie, flanqué d'un beau-père musulman et d'un père toujours vivant mais inconnu, qui est aussi musulman. Barack entre en sa sixième et sa dixième année, il est élève d'une "madrasa" ( école religieuse musulmane ). Un des camarades de classe de Barack, en ces années-là, Zulfin Adi, a affirmé que Barack << était un musulman et qu'il allait à la mosquée >>. L'année suivante, Barack intègre l'enseignement public, où il est encore considéré comme musulman. Dans cette école, chaque semaine, il y a un cours sur l'Islam et d'ailleurs, dans son autobiographie, "Dreams from my father", Obama reconnaît le caractère musulman de cette école, dans laquelle il dit avoir étudié le Coran.

[Barack's stepfather is Muslim. Young Barack, therefore, has a Muslim stepfather and an absent--but still alive--father who is also Muslim. Between his sixth and tenth years, he is a student of a "madrassa" (religious Muslim school). Zulfin Adi, who was a classmate of Barack's, affirms that Barack "was a Muslim and went to the mosque". The following year, Barack attends a public school, where he is also considered a Muslim. In this school, every week there is a class on Islam. In his autobiography, "Dreams from my father", Obama even admits the Muslim character of this school, in which he says he studied the Koran.]
Baptisé dans la foi chrétienne...en octobre 2006, la "blogosphère"
vrombit tout au long du premier trimestre 2007, de la rumeur d'un
Barack Obama, musulman. A tel point que son porte-parole, Robert Gibbs
se croit obligé de produire en mars 2007, un communiqué précisant :
"que le sénateur Obama, n'a jamais été un musulman *pratiquant*". Ce
"pratiquant" pose plus d'interrogation, qu'il n'y répond, d'autant que
ce même porte-parole avait précédemment affirmé qu'Obama <<>> ( sans le "pratiquant" ! ), qu'il n'a jamais été
éduqué en musulman et qu'il est un chrétien engagé !
Engagé...peut-être, mais surtout devant les objectifs des caméras
convoquées régulièrement à son service. Alors, pour ceux qui croient
en lui - dont nous ne sommes pas - que "God bless Obama, ou qu'Allah
le protège !" - Signé, Daniel Hamiche.

[Baptised in the Christian faith... in October 2006, the "blogosphere"
trembles all through the end of the first third of 2007, over the
rumor of a Muslim Barack Obama. To the point that his spokesman
Robert Gibbs feels obligated to produce, in March 2007, a memo stating
"that Senator Obama was never a *practicing* Muslim". (emphasis in
original) The wording of the statement, particularly the word
"practicing", aroused further suspicion, especially since the
spokesman had previously said that Obama "was never a Muslim" (note
lack of "practicing"!), that he had never been educated as a Muslim,
and that he is a committed Christian!. Committed, perhaps, but only
when the camera's eyes are on him! So, for those who believe in
him--to which group we do not belong--may "God bless Obama, or may
Allah protect him!"]

Reader follow-up on "Fwd: FW: Fw: Interesting yes? What a black columnist has to say about Obama. What do you think?"

Follow-Up: I always wonder if it's worth the trouble to try and convince a right-winger that his/her forwards are factually insufficient dribble. It just seems like a waste of energy. I have no faith that members of the forwarding right are able to fully read a counter-reply from a critical recipient and are willing to pull of their red-lenses long enough to contemplate sources other than Fox News Co. and email.

Roy in New Mexico has the good faith I lack; he actually researched a nice (if not a little gnawing) reply to the below forward post "Fwd: FW: Fw: Interesting yes? What a black columnist has to say about Obama. What do you think?", calling out New York Sun columnist Ken Blackwell as the political tool he really is while shining some light on the true media bias:

"I thought you might be interested in my reply ro the blackwell e-Mail"

-PlacitasRoy

----Begin Reply----

I appreciate receiving the Blackwell comment with the vile comments by some brain-dead moron. You realize of course that:

Blackwell is a lousy propagandist for Murdoch’s New York Sun, Right-wing website townhall.com, and a “Senior Fellow” at the far-right-wing Christo-Nazi Family Research Council. The column quoted by the wild-eye, brainwashed e-mailer first appeared at Townhall.com on March 14, 2008.

Blackwell did his best to disenfranchise Black voters in Ohio. The Ohio election was rife with, deception, dishonesty, and outright fraud. He has been shown to be a liar on many occasions. Despite being so reviled and beaten so badly in Ohio, he remains a darling of the Rapture Right. Kenneth Blackwell: Pontificating from on high posted here offers a good overview. .

So Blackwell regurgitates that fake National Journal analysis without even referencing the source. This piece of propaganda has been debunked and ridiculed by so many sources (but not the corporate media which just joins in this Big Lie) Here are links to a three of my favorites:

* Daily Howler It isn’t that hard to debunk phony spin. Let Jon Stewart—a comedian!—show you: Here.

* Huffington Post Flawed Study Ranks Obama As "Most Liberal"

* AlterNet Debunking the Myth of a 'Liberal Media'

Only the totally brainwashed, intellectually deprived, or totally ignorant could believe Blackwell’s screed that consists of nothing but wild, false, and many-times rebutted accusations, ad homium attacks, and outright LIES. Which is your friend? Treat them gently, they obviously have a lot to learn.

Fwd: FW: Fw: Interesting yes? What a black columnist has to say about Obama. What do you think?

Barack Obama: San Fransisco values? Yes. Anti-Christ? Maybe.

Thanks Jennifer for this insanely red-delicious forward. This email manages to press all the red state hot buttons: Gays, Muslims, Taxing the Rich, Abortion and a smooth finish quoting Biblical Prophecy of our dear Auntee Christ.

Is this the perfect Right-Wing Forward? Debatable.

Note: This entry into the archive ushers in our newest search terms "Middle America Values" and "Anti-Christ"

"Hi My Right Wing Dad, I get some of these from family and old family friends in West Texas - this is the first one that creeped me out enough to send it in." Go to town!!! " -Jennifer

-----begin forward-----

Ken Blackwell - Columnist for the New York Sun

It's an amazing time to be alive in America. We're in a year of firsts in this presidential election: the first viable woman candidate; the first viable African-American candidate; and, a candidate who is the first front running freedom fighter over 70. The next president of America will be a first.

We won't truly be in an election of firsts, however, until we judge every candidate by where they stand. We won't arrive where we should be until we no longer talk about skin color or gender. Now that Barack Obama steps to the front of the Democratic field, we need to stop talking about his race, and start talking about his policies and his politics.

The reality is this: Though the Democrats will not have a nominee until August, unless Hillary Clinton drops out, Mr. Obama is now the frontrunner, and its time America takes a closer and deeper look at him.

Some pundits are calling him the next John F. Kennedy. He's not. He's the next George McGovern. And it's time people learned the facts.

Because the truth is that Mr. Obama is the single most liberal senator in the entire U.S. Senate. He is more liberal than Ted Kennedy, Bernie Sanders, or Mrs Clinton. Never in my life have I seen a presidential frontrunner whose rhetoric is so far removed from his record. Walter Mondale promised to raise our taxes, and he lost George McGovern promised military weakness, and he lost. Michael Dukakis promised a liberal domestic agenda, and he lost.

Yet Mr. Obama is promising all those things, and he's not behind in the polls. Why? Because the press has dealt with him as if he were in a beauty pageant. Mr. Obama talks about getting past party, getting past red and blue, to lead the United States of America. But let's look at the more defined strokes of who he is underneath this superficial "beauty."

Start with national security, since the president's most important duties are as commander-in-chief. Over the summer, Mr. Obama talked about invading Pakistan, a nation armed with nuclear weapons; meeting without preconditions with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who vows to destroy Israel and create another Holocaust; and Kim Jong Il, who is murdering and starving his people, but emphasized that the nuclear option was off the table against terrorists - something no president has ever taken off the table since we created nuclear weapons in the 1940s. Even Democrats who have worked in national security condemned all of those remarks. Mr. Obama is a foreign-policy novice who would put our national security at risk.

Next, consider economic policy. For all its faults, our health care system is the strongest in the world. And free trade agreements, created by Bill Clinton as well as President Bush, have made more goods more affordable so that even people of modest means can live a life that no one imagined a generation ago. Yet Mr. Obama promises to raise taxes on "the rich." How to fix Social Security? Raise taxes. How to fix Medicare? Raise taxes. Prescription drugs? Raise taxes. Free college? Raise taxes. Socialize medicine? Raise taxes. His solution to everything is to have government take it over. Big Brother on steroids, funded by your paycheck.

Finally, look at the social issues. Mr. Obama had the audacity to open a stadium rally by saying, "All praise and glory to God!" but says that Christian leaders speaking for life and marriage have "hijacked" - hijacked - Christianity. He is pro-partial birth abortion, and promises to appoint Supreme Court justices who will rule any restriction on it unconstitutional. He espouses the abortion views of Margaret Sanger, one of the early advocates of racial cleansing. His spiritual leaders endorse homosexual marriage, and he is moving in that direction. In Illinois, he refused to vote against a statewide ban - ban - on all handguns in the state. These are radical left, Hollywood, and San Francisco values, not Middle America values.

The real Mr. Obama is an easy target for the general election. Mrs. Clinton is a far tougher opponent. But Mr. Obama could win if people don't start looking behind his veneer and flowery speeches. His vision of "bringing America together" means saying that those who disagree with his agenda for America are hijackers or warmongers. Uniting the country means adopting his liberal agenda and abandoning any conflicting beliefs.

But right now everyone is talking about how eloquent of a speaker he is and - yes - they're talking about his race. Those should never be the factors on which we base our choice for president. Mr. Obama's radical agenda sets him far outside the American mainstream, to the left of Mrs. Clinton

It's time to talk about the real Barack Obama. In an election of firsts, let's first make sure we elect the person who is qualified to be our president in a nuclear age during a global civilizational war.

Kind of scary, wouldn't you think?

Remember--God is good, and is in time, on time--every time.

According to The Book of Revelations the anti-christ is: a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything.

Is it OBAMA??

I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet...do it!

If you think I am crazy. I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the "unknown" candidate.

Ken Blackwell

FW: Thought this was pretty interesting!

One detail that is never mentioned is that in Washington , D.C. there can never be a building of greater height than the Washington Monument .

With all the uproar about removing the ten commandments, etc., this is worth a moment or two of your time. I was not aware of this amazing historical l information.

On the aluminum cap, atop the Washington Monument in Washington , D.C. , are displayed two words: Laus Deo.

No one can see these words. In fact, most visitors to the monument are totally unaware they are even there and for that matter, probably couldn't care less.

Once you know Laus Deo's history , you will want to share this with everyone you know. These words have been there for many years; they are 555 feet, 5.125 inches high, perched atop the monument, facing skyward to the Father of our nation, overlooking the 69 square miles which comprise the District of Columbia , capital of the United States of America .

Laus Deo! Two seemingly insignificant, unnoticed words. Out of sight and, one might think, out of mind, but very meaningfully placed at the highest point over what is the most powerful city in the most successful nation in the world.

So, what do those two words, in Latin, composed of just four syllables and only seven letters, possibly mean? Very simply, they say "Praise be to God!"

Though construction of this giant obelisk began in 1848, when James Polk was President of the United States , it was not until 1888 that the monument was inaugurated and opened to the public. It took twenty-five years to finally cap the memorial with a tribute to the Father of our nation, Laus Deo. "Praise be to God!"

From atop this magnificent granite and marble structure, visitors may take in the beautiful panoramic view of the city with its division into four major segments. From that vantage point, one can also easily see the original plan of the designer, Pierre Charles l'Enfant ..a perfect cross imposed upon the landscape, with the White House to the north. The Jefferson Memorial is to the south, the Capitol to the east and the Lincoln Memorial to the west.
A cross you ask? Why a cross? What about separation of church and state? Yes, a cross; separation of church and state was not, is not, in the Constitution. So, read on. How interesting and, no doubt, intended to carry a profound meaning for those who bother to notice.

Praise be to God! Within the monument itself are 898 steps and 50 landings. As one climbs the steps and pauses at the landings the memorial stones share a message.
On the 12th Landing is a prayer offered by the City of Baltimore; on the 20th is a memorial presented by some Chinese Christians; on the 24th a presentation made by Sunday School children from New York and Philadelphia quoting Proverbs 10:7, Luke 18:16 and Proverbs 22:6. Praise be to God!

When the cornerstone of the Washington Monument was laid on July 4th, 1848 deposited within it were many items including the Holy Bible presented by the Bible Society.Praise be to God! Such was the discipline, the moral direction, and the spiritual mood given by the founder and first President of our unique democracy "One Nation, Under God."

I am awed by Washington 's prayer for America Have you ever read it? Well, now is your unique opportunity, so read on!

"Almighty God; We make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in Thy holy protection; that Thou wilt incline the hearts of the citizens to cultivate a spirit of subordination and obedience to government; and entertain a brotherly affection and love for one another and for their fellow citizens of the United States at large. And finally that Thou wilt most graciously be pleased to dispose us all to do justice, to love mercy, and to demean ourselves with that charity, humility, and pacific temper of mind which were the characteristics of the Divine Author of our blessed religion, and without a humble imitation of whose example in these things we can never hope to be a happy nation. Grant our supplication, we beseech Thee, through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen."

Laus Deo!

When one stops to observe the inscriptions found in public places all over our nation's capitol, he or she will easily find the signature of God, as it is unmistakably inscribed everywhere you look. You may forget the width and height of "Laus Deo ", its location, or the architects but no one who reads this will be able to forget its meaning, or these words: "Unless the Lord builds the house its builders labor in vain. Unless the Lord watches over the city, the watchmen stand guard in vain." (Psalm 127: 1)

It is hoped you will send this to every child you know; to every sister, brother, father, mother or friend. They will not find offense, because you have given them a lesson in history that they probably never learned in school. With that, be not ashamed, or afraid, but have pity on those who will never see this.

Vice Principal

(REDACTED) VIEW ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
(REDACTED CITY), NEVADA

This communication, including any attachments, may contain confidential information and is intended only for the individual or entity to whom it is addressed। Any review, dissemination or copying of this communication by anyone other than the intended recipient is strictly prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail and delete all copies of the original message.

FW : [Quote of the Year]

> "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of

the world.

> I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it."

> -- Barack Obama

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Fwd: How the roel [sic] of celebrity has changed

From Krista,

"I really love my mother, and she knows that I am a 'bleeding heart liberal' and a pacifist. I think she thinks if she keeps sending these, I will see the error of my ways and convert. I especially love the quote in her e-mail sig. She put it there after we had a long discussion about the war. She thinks that I can't be patriotic if I am a pacifist."

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Sat, Mar 15, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Subject: Fwd: How the roel of celebrity has changed
To

--
Talk later, Cindy

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
- John Stuart Mill

> WWll MOVIE STARS
>
> How times do change!
> You probably have to have a few years under your belt to really appreciate
> this message.
>
>
>
>
> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WW II MOVIE STARS?
>
> Hope you find this as informative as I did.
>
> In contrast to the ideals, opinions
> and feelings of today's "Hollywonk" the real actors
> of yester-year loved the United States.
> They had both class and integrity.
> With the advent of World War II many of our actors
> went to fight rather than stand and
> rant against this country we all love.
>
> They gave up their wealth, position and fame to
> become service men &women, many as simple "enlisted men".
>
> This page lists but a few, but from this group
> of only 18 men came over 70 medals in honor of
> their valor, spanning from Bronze Stars,
> Silver Stars, Distinguish Service Cross', Purple Hearts
> and one Congressional Medal of Honor.
>
> So remember; while the "Entertainers of 2007" have
> been in all of the news media lately I would like to
> remind the people of what the
> entertainers of 1943 were doing, (61 years ago).
>
> Most of these brave men have since passed on.
>
> "Real Hollywood Heroes"
>
>
> Alec Guinness (Star Wars) operated
> a British Royal Navy landing craft on D-Day.
>
>
> James Doohan ("Scotty" on Star Trek)
> landed in Normandy with the U. S.Army on D-Day.
>
>
> Donald Pleasance (The Great Escape) really was an R. A. F. pilot who was
> shot down, held prisoner and tortured by the Germans.
>
>
> David Niven was a Sandhurst graduate and
> Lt. Colonel of the British Commandos in Normandy.
>
>
> James Stewart Entered the Army Air Force
> as a private and worked his way to the rank of Colonel.
> During World War II, Stewart served as a bomber
> pilot, his service record crediting him with leading
> more than 20 missions over Germany, and
> taking part in hundreds of air strikes during his tour of duty.
> Stewart earned the Air Medal, the Distinguished Flying
> Cross, France's Croix de Guerre,and 7 BattleStars during World War II.
> In peace time, Stewart continued to be an active
> member of the Air Force as a reservist, reaching
> the rank of Brigadier General before retiring in the late 1950's.
>
>
> Clark Gable (Mega-Movie Star when war broke out)
> Although he was beyond the draft age at the time the
> U.S. entered WW II, Clark Gable enlisted as
> a private in the AAF on Aug. 12, 1942 at Los Angeles.
> He attended the Officers' Candidate School at
> Miami Beach, Fla.and graduated as a second lieutenant on Oct. 28, 1942 .
> He then attended aerial gunnery school and in Feb. 1943
> he was assigned to the 351st Bomb Group at Polebrook
> where he flew operational missions over Europe in B-17s.
> Capt. Gable returned to the U.S. in Oct. 1943 and was relieved
> from active duty as a major on June. 12, 1944 at his
> own request, since he was over-age for combat.
>
>
> Charlton Heston was an Army
> Air Corps Sergeant in Kodiak.
>
>
> Ernest Borgnine was a U. S.
> Navy Gunners Mate 1935-1945.
>
>
> Charles Durning was a U. S.
> Army Ranger at Normandy
> earning a Silver Star and awarded the Purple Heart.
>
>
> Charles Bronson was a tail gunner
> in the Army Air Corps, more specifically on B-29's in the 20th Air Force out
> of Guam, Tinian, and Saipan
>
>
> George C. Scott was
> a decorated U. S.Marine.
>
>
> Eddie Albert (Green Acres TV)
> was awarded a Bronze Star for his heroic action as a U. S.Naval officer
> aiding Marines at the horrific battle on the
> island of Tarawain the Pacific Nov. 1943.
>
>
> Brian Keith served as a U.S. Marine rear gunner in several actions against
> the
> Japanese on Rabal in the Pacific.
>
>
> Lee Marvin was a U.S. Marine on Saipan during the Marianas campaign when he
> was
> wounded earning the Purple Heart.
>
>
> John Russell: In 1942, he
> enlisted in the Marine Corps where he received a battlefield commission and
> was wounded and highly decorated for valor at Guadalcanal.
>
>
> Robert Ryan was a U. S. Marine
> who served with the O. S. S. in Yugoslavia.
>
>
> Tyrone Power (an established
> movie star when Pearl Harbor was bombed) joined the U.S. Marines, was a
> pilot flying supplies into, and wounded Marines out of, Iwo Jima and Okinawa.
>
>
>
> Audie Murphy, little 5'5" tall 110 pound
> guy from Texas who played cowboy parts :
> Most Decorated serviceman of WWII and earned: Medal of Honor, Distinguished
> Service Cross, 2 Silver Star Medals, Legion of Merit, 2 Bronze Star Medals
> with "V", 2 Purple Hearts, U.S. Army Outstanding Civilian Service Medal, Good
> Conduct Medal, 2 Distinguished Unit Emblems, American Campaign Medal,
> European-African-Middle Eastern Campaign Medal with One Silver Star, Four Bronze
> Service Stars (representing nine campaigns) and one Bronze Arrowhead
> (representing assault landing at Sicily and Southern France) World War II Victory Medal
> Army of Occupation Medal with Germany Clasp, Armed Forces Reserve Medal,
> Combat Infantry Badge, Marksman Badge with Rifle Bar, Expert Badge with Bayonet
> Bar, French Fourragere in Colors of the Croix de Guerre, French Legion of
> Honor, Grade of Chevalier, French Croix de Guerre With Silver Star, French Croix
> de Guerre with Palm, Medal of Liberated France, Belgian Croix de Guerre 1940
> Palm.
>
>
>
> So how do you feel the real heroes of the silver screen acted
> when compared to the hollywonks today
> who spew out anti-American drivel
> as they bite the hand that feeds them?
> Can you imagine these stars of yester-year saying they hate our flag,
> making anti-war speeches,
> marching in anti-American parades
> and saying they hate our president?
>
> I thought not, ... neither did I!
>
> If you enjoyed this bit of history, please share it.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Dance as though no one is watching
> Love as though you've never been hurt
> Sing as though no one can hear you
> Live as though heaven is on earth." - Souza
>
>
> Susan
>
>

Fwd: Fw: BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH

Thank you Andy for sending this, a resignation speech by George W. Bush. Let me just write that again.. ahem... A RESIGNATION speech from George W. Bush. Ahh. Is that as fun to read as it is to type? This email is a variation of an older entry, only with a nice intro and illustrative pictures of our chief executive. I must say, his speeches are much more impressive without actually hearing the delivery.

---begin forward---

The following "speech" was written recently by an ordinary resident of the People's Republic of Maine. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. This is by a person who does not write for a living.

The speech George W. Bush might give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans."

Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who

more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has

happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a

lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution

or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or

impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.

I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really

going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great

nation of ours. And the majority of you are too blasted lazy to

do your homework and figure it out.

Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians

and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think

the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers

of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY

homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point

out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our

unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton

administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it

doesn't seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market

has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever

are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do

is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too darn stupid

to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased

demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful

of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront

property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for

oil" thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already

seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell.

And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died' mess either.

If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had

chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.'

Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.

Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam

had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime

change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office.

Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't

know that, did you? Now you morons are considering another and

more evil Clinton for president !!!! Go figure that one!! She wants

to take your kids away and let the "Whole Village" raise them!

i.e. governmental indoctrination..... Look this one up you dummies!

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy.

Back during the cold war, there were two major competing

political and economic models squaring off. We won that war,

but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted

to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend

and out-tech them.

That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new

enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die.

That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to

taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are.

They want to kill you, and the rascals are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us

here in the United States since September 11. But you're not.

That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of

intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security

people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess

started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight.

I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult

fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'

Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing

things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do.

You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help

the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every

time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political

campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade

launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's

all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New

York Times USA Today or on NBC News. But even if it

were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would

rather watch American Idol.

I could say more about your expectations that the government

will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to

leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.

I could say more about your insane belief that government,

not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've

come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over

your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient

house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to

be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford

before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much

no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to

die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi

is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does

carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are

just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this

thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America.

Some of you know what I mean.

The rest of you, kiss off.

FW: Malachi 3.3, This is great

"...this forward about god burning me was sent by my well-meaning mother. I don't want to be melted into liquid but I guess it's for my own good. I also love the unnecessary quotes around the word highest. I'd file this one under GOD, SILVER, and, ? Keep up the good work." -Kevin

---begin forward----
Silver is Latin from Ancient Greek meaning 'white,shining' it has the 'highest' level of electrical and thermal conductivity and acts as a mirror in photographic film used today. Only non-metal diamonds are higher! Thank you Father for 'sitting' and taking the time to refine me today to be a pure as white, and shining for you. Amen

Love to all who read this today, be blessed in the refining fire of our Father.

Malachi 3:3 says:

'He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver.'

This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God.

One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study.

That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver.

As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities.

The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says:
'He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver.'

She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined.

The man answered that yes, he not only had to sit there holding the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on the silver the entire time it was in the fire. If the silver was left a moment too long in the flames, it would be destroyed.

The woman was silent for a moment. Then she asked the silversmith, 'How do you know when the silver is fully refined?'

He smiled at her and answered,

'Oh, that's easy -- when I see my image in it.'

If today you are feeling the heat of the fire, remember that God has His eye on you and will keep watching you until He sees His image in you.

Pass this on right now. This very moment, someone needs to know that God is watching over them. And whatever they're going through, they'll be a better person in the end.

'Life is a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

FW: Illegal Immigration & Cheap Tomatoes

Cheap Tomatoes

THIS HAS GOT TO BE PASSED ALONG TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE OR WE WILL ALL GO DOWN THE DRAIN BECAUSE A FEW DON'T CARE.

This English teacher has phrased it the best I've seen yet.

Tomatoes and Cheap Labor

CHEAP TOMATOES?
This should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or Independent

From a California school teacher - - -

"As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of:

I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic
and income levels

Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens , Huntington Park , etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools.

Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK)

I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK)

I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing
funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything; my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America . (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK)

I have had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less then 3 months who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them "Putas" (whores) and throwing things, that the teachers were in tears.

Free medical, free education, free food, day care
etc., etc, etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements?

To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society be cause they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes: spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs.

Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of ed ucation in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases etc., etc, etc. For me, I'll pay more for tomatoes.

Americans, We need to wake up. The guest worker program will be a disaster because we won't have the guts to enforce it. Does anyone in their right mind really think they will voluntarily leave and return?

It does, however, have everything to do with culture: A third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by 15 and that refuses to assimilate, and an American culture that has become so weak and worried about "political correctness" that we don't have the will to do anything about it.

If this makes your blood boil, as it did mine, forward this to everyone you know.

CHEAP LABOR? Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about?

Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage.

Consumers don't want expensive produce.

Government will tell you Americans don't want the jobs.

But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth, a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as "cheap labor."

Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takes a job for
$5.00 or 6.00/hour. At t hat wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to $3,200 free.

He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent.

He qualifies for food stamps.

He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care.

His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school.

He requires bilingual teachers and books.

He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.

If they are or become, aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI. Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicare. All of this is at (our) taxpayer's expense.

He doesn't worry about car insurance, life insurance, or homeowners insurance.

Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins and printed material.

He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/hour in benefits.

Working Americans
are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00/hour left after paying their bills and his.

The American taxpayers also pay for increased crime, graffiti and trash clean-up.

Cheap labor? YEAH RIGHT! Wake up people!

THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS WE SHOULD BE ADDRESSING TO THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES FOR EITHER PARTY. 'AND WHEN THEY LIE TO US AND DON'T DO AS THEY SAY, WE SHOULD REPLACE THEM AT ONCE!'

THIS HAS GOT TO BE PASSED ALONG TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE OR WE WILL ALL GO DOWN THE DRAIN BECAUSE A FEW DON'T CARE

AMEN!!!