Fwd: FW: No Waiting Time

Earlier this year while on vacation to escape the snow and cold, I passed through Florida on my way to the Caribbean cruise.
The day after returning from my cruise, I wasn’t feeling very well and decided that I really needed some medical assistance... and decided to visit the emergency room at the closest medical facility.
Realizing that it would likely be very crowded and not wanting to sit there waiting for 4-5 hours to be seen, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
As soon as I entered the E.R., I noticed that over 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't really that sick after all.
I believe that MAGIC GREEN HAT cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.  Here's a picture of my MAGIC GREEN HAT
It also works at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles.  It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, many of which were still running.
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store as well.
But . . . don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crewran out the back door and I never got my order!


charlie said...

You weren't feeling well so you decided to visit the emergency room?

Your insurance company will love that. Of course, if you are a typical RWD, you likely don't have insurance, in which case you're just trying to stick the taxpayers with the bill...

...sort of like the people you claim to be running out of there.

Unknown said...

Yes, being a proud and insufferable twat sure is great. Is that the reason why your type is whining that you cant get sex or a date by the "uptight, brainwashed liberal" women you shouldnt be wanting to date in the first place? Where are all these Conservative women serving thier heads and masters of households? Or are even they fed up with your balony? I guess telling your women to be virgin robots with a wet spot for Jesus doesnt bode well in the bedroom.

Ih, and I will suggest you dont go to mcDonalds either in your magic cap. You never know what the servers are serving up to you, granted they can stand the sight of you.

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