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Jesse Jackson were going to be

guest preachers at a nearby church,

I decided to go and check them out

in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend

Sharpton came over to me. I don't

know why, maybe it was because I

was the only white person in the

church. He laid his hands on my

hand and said: "By the will of Jesus

the Lord Almighty, and the will of

God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and

said:  "By the Grace of God, and his

Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you

will walk today."

Again I said that there is nothing

wrong with me.

After the sermon, I stepped outside

and lo and behold ...............................

............................ My Car Was Gone!