Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Going to Church in Chicago

Subject: Going to Church in Chicago

When I heard that Al Sharpton and
Jesse Jackson were going to be
guest preachers at a nearby church,
I decided to go and check them out
in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend
Sharpton came over to me. I don't
know why, maybe it was because I
was the only white person in the
church. He laid his hands on my
hand and said: "By the will of Jesus
the Lord Almighty, and the will of
God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and
said:  "By the Grace of God, and his
Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you
will walk today."

Again I said that there is nothing
wrong with me.

After the sermon, I stepped outside
and lo and behold ...............................

............................ My Car Was Gone!


delagar said...

AHAHAHA, RWD sure ain't racist.

The "funniest" part of this joke is that we're supposed to believe RWD would ever go to a black church.

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