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Subject: Going to Church in Chicago
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When I heard that Al Sharpton and
Jesse Jackson were going to be
guest preachers at a nearby church,
I decided to go and check them out
in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend
Sharpton came over to me. I don't
know why, maybe it was because I
was the only white person in the
church. He laid his hands on my
hand and said: "By the will of Jesus
the Lord Almighty, and the will of
God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and
said:  "By the Grace of God, and his
Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you
will walk today."

Again I said that there is nothing
wrong with me.

After the sermon, I stepped outside
and lo and behold ...............................

............................ My Car Was Gone!

1 comments:

delagar said...


AHAHAHA, RWD sure ain't racist.

The "funniest" part of this joke is that we're supposed to believe RWD would ever go to a black church.

 
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