Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2016 5:40 PM
Subject: A Little Humor . . . Safe At Last
Subject: A Little Humor . . . Safe At Last
We all need something to laugh about these days.
What a great country we live in??
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on eBay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put
one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on eBay) and ran it up the flag pole. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm
saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down. Hot Damn - Safe at last - Ain't America great or what?
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on eBay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put
one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on eBay) and ran it up the flag pole. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm
saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down. Hot Damn - Safe at last - Ain't America great or what?
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Always so frightened.
I was curious about this RWD whining, so I went over to ebay.
The confederate flag is indeed for sale there, along with lots of confederate merchandise.
The only ISIS flags that appeared are parodies with things like "fuck ISIS" on them.
Funny how RWD both hates the free market and also can't be bothered to do basic fact checking on it.
@Anonymous
RWD doesn't check the facts because they almost always disagree with their narrative.
So bogus, but I have no doubt that RWD would love nothing more than to have "his wimmin" run around in burkas.
PS I already knew you could buy the Confederate flag on Ebay, plus numerous other places. RWD = always whining; always butthurt; always a loser.
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