Fwd: FW: Clocks in Heaven

date:Mon, Jul 27, 2015 at 10:18 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: Clocks in Heaven

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Clocks in Heaven


A man died and went to heaven.  As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the  Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.  He
asked, "What are all those clocks?"

  St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on Earth has a

  Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's.  The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

  "Incredible," said the man.  "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded,  "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.  The hands have
  moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan."


Agent86 said...

Ha. Trump's and Cruz's would power a twin engine turboprop....meh.


ferschitz said...

All of Fox Noise employees would power enough frigid air conditioning to ensure that hell freezes over permanently. Rush's "clock" would bring back a permanent ice age on every planet everywhere. And so on...

Hooray4US said...

Silly. Doubtful that MT never told a lie and equally doubtful that Lincoln only told 2 lies. Yes, Clinton lies, and so does every other politician. AOT, K.

Typical rw humor fail.

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