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CLOCKS IN HEAVEN

A man died and went to heaven.  As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the  Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.  He
asked, "What are all those clocks?"

  St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on Earth has a
  Lie-Clock.sue

  Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's.  The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

  "Incredible," said the man.  "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded,  "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.  The hands have
  moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan."