Fw: Your first Christmas Card

YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS CARD

I love Christmas lights! They remind me of...
"the people who voted for Obama..."
They all hang together; half of them don't work,
and the ones that do, aren't all that bright!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always laugh at these statements about intelligence. The blue states are almost always the wealthiest, most educated. A connection perhaps?

ferschitz said...

They all hang together;

So what? Conservatives tend to "hang together" as well. Most of us tend to have friends who have similar views. Duh.

half of them don't work,

Knock, knock, yoo hoo: Unemployemnt remains high due to a recalcitrant R-led effort to avoid any types of stimulus or jobs programs. Anecdotally, the people I know who are unemployed are pretty evenly divided between conservatives & liberals and many are members of the rapidly dwindling middle class, plus they're not minorities.

and the ones that do, aren't all that bright!

No, that's the Red Team who tends to have the lower IQs. Why would red neck, lower-income people vote for someone like RMoney? That makes FAR less sense to me than lower-income minorities voting for Obama.

Of course, logic and mad reasoning skillz are not something much in evidence amongst conservatives.

P.S. Typical dull rightwing stab at being "humorous" with typical boring result.

Hooray4US said...

If Jesus is the Reason for the Season, why is this boring Reindeer joke the first Christmas card sent out by conservatives?

gruaud said...

Could have just wished us all a Merry Christmas. We're all Americans; at least some of us thought so.

Nope, couldn't even relax from the hate enough to do that.

Seriously, fuck you guys. Cancer is less nasty than you.

 
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