Fw: Fwd: My 2 cents on Gov Blago

Dear MRWD,

Below is a forward my brother received from our stepfather. My brother is in the army, so my stepfather is under the mistaken impression that he's a right-wing nutjob, too.

My brother's response is above, but the forward is below that. And it's also in that one font!



note: names have been changed to protect the guilty and innocent from further awkward exchanges at the next family get-together.

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--- On 12/14/08, Mark wrote:
From: Mark
Subject: Re: FW: My 2 cents on Gov Blago
To: "Rich"
Date: December 14, 2008,

Hey Chuck, here's my two cents: if you need to bolster the credibility of your argument with racism, then your argument probably isn't very strong.

2) Jessie Jr is going to throw Daddy under the bus and deny any knowledge of his ole man doin " BIDNIT " on his behalf

On Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 10:22 AM, Rich wrote:

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Subject: Fw: Fwd: My 2 cents on Gov Blago

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here is an interesting theory, not mine, but I like it. What poetic justice, after all these years of shaking down businesses, Jessie Sr. gets nailed shaking down the gov. for his son! HA!

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:59:35 -0600
Subject: My 2 cents on Gov Blago

They way I see it is as follows:

The reason Rev Jessie Sr has not been seen during the last few days of his son possibly being in trouble ----------IS-----------!!!!!

1) Rev Jessie Sr is the one who approached Blago about appointing Jessie jr and giving him BIG BUCKS FROM RAINBOW PUSH to appoint his boy as Senator

2) Jessie Jr is going to throw Daddy under the bus and deny any knowledge of his ole man doin " BIDNIT " on his behalf

3) Why else is Sr not puttin his MUG all over the Tele in defense of his family's name

4) Blago then tried shakin down Valerie Jarrett ( Obamas girl ) for more than what Sr was offering , she tells Rahm Emanuell and he drops a dime to Fitzgerald and that takes ALL OF THE DOGS DOWN

Lets see if my years of Police work pays off !!!!!

Nothing further your Honor

The State rests !!!!!



Matto the Hun said...

That response nails it. Very well done.

Probably made his dad metaphorically shit his pants.

Right-wingers rarely seem prepared for or are willing to enter into an actual conversation. Likely a good reason why they get off forwarding these emails.

Anonymous said...

Goodness, but that's embarrassing!

Erin said...

Comic Sans Font is my favorite MRWD category. You just know there's comedy gold ahead.

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