FW: A pilots perspective on Obama

Ever wonder what happens when pink comic sans font collides with the authoritative political reporting of a right wing "pilot"? Sure, we all do. Well wonder no more; MRWD reader Ava answers this very question with this frothy forward providing the pilot's prospective God-fearing Americans crave and deserve:

"I don't know the sender. Probably someone who bought something from my eBay shop." -Ava


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A pilots perspective on Obama
,,,,,,,,,,DO I HAVE THIS STRAIGHT?
HIS FATHER WAS A BLACK AFRICAN MUSLIM FROM KENYA .
WE HAVE SEEN PICTURES OF HIS AFRICAN FAMILY.
HIS MOTHER WAS A WHITE AMERICAN ATHEIST FROM KANSAS .
WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF HIS AMERICAN FAMILY?
HIS FATHER DESERTED HIS MOTHER WHEN HE WAS ONLY TWO YEARS OLD AND WENT BACK TO AFRICA BY WAY OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY . HOW? WAS HIS FATHER WEALTHY?
HIS MOTHER MARRIED AN INDONESIAN MUSLIM AND THEN MOVED TO JAKARTA WHERE HE WAS ENROLLED IN A MUSLIM SCHOOL .
WHEN HE REACHED HIGH SCHOOL AGE HIS MOTHER SENT HIM TO HAWAII TO BE WITH HIS WHITE GRANDPARENTS AND HE WAS PUT INTO AN EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL. HE LATER WENT TO HARVARD UNIVERSITY . HOW? WERE HIS GRANDPARENTS RICH?
HE LIVES IN A $1.4 MILLION HOUSE OBTAINED THROUGH A DEAL WITH A WEALTHY FUNDRAISER. HOW?
HE 'WORKED' AS A CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST IN CHICAGO . HE HAS NEVER HELD A PRODUCTIVE JOB OR RECEIVED A PAY CHECK THAT WAS NOT GOVERNMENT-FUNDED AND/OR TAYPAYER SUPPORTED.
THE PRESIDENCY IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHTS POSITION, NOR IS IT SUBJECT TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION SET ASIDES; ON-THE-JOB TRAINING WON'T CUT IT.
HE ENTERED POLITICS AT THE STATE LEVEL AND THEN THE NATIONAL LEVEL WHERE HE HAS MINIMAL EXPERIENCE.
HE IS PROUD OF HIS 'AFRICAN HERITAGE' (A FATHER WHO GOT A WHITE GIRL PREGNANT AND DESERTED HER).
WHERE IS THE PRIDE IN HIS 'WHITE HERITAGE'? (A MOTHER WHO FLAUNTED CONVENTION AND DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOD).
SOME MIGHT THINK THERE WAS NOT MUCH TO BE PROUD OF EITHER WAY.
HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH IN CHICAGO THAT HATES WHITES, HATES JEWS, AND BLAMES AMERICA FOR ALL THE WORLD'S PERCEIVED FAULTS. (INCLUDING CREATING THE AIDs VIRUS IN ORDER TO INFLICT IT ON AFRICANS).
HE REPEATEDLY WHITEWASHES THE PASTOR, HIS CHURCH AND THE MEMBERS WHO CHEERED AFTER HEARING VITRIOLIC TIRADES AGAINST AMERICA .
HE COULD NOT CONFRONT HIS PASTOR BUT HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE HE CAN CONFRONT NORTH KOREA AND IRAN ?
YEAH RIGHT ! !
DURING HIS VERY BRIEF TIME IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE HE HAS MANAGED TO AMASS THE NUMBER ONE ULTRA LIBERAL VOTING RECORD OUT OF THE ONE HUNDRED MEMBERS.
HE HAS VOTED CONSISTENTLY FOR BIGGER GOVERNMENT AND HIGHER TAXES. HE HAS VOTED FOR BIG ENTITLEMENTS AND LEGISLATION THAT WOULD SEVERELY CURTAIL AMERICA 'S ABILITY TO FIGHT TERRORISM AND TO PROTECT OUR BORDERS AND OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS AROUND THE WORLD.
BUT, HE IS A GOOD ORATOR. ISN'T THAT A COMFORT?
YEAH, I THINK I SEE HOW WELL HE COULD UNITE THE COUNTRY.
I THINK THE TRUTH IS THAT HE HOPES NO ONE WILL PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEW CHIEF PILOT. HE HAS NEVER FLOWN AN AIRPLANE, IN FACT HE HAS NEVER EVEN SAT IN THE COCKPIT, BUT HE SAYS HE HAS RIDDEN ON PLANES BEFORE. WE ARE SURE HE WILL GUIDE US SAFELY THROUGH THE STORMS WE MAY ENCOUNTER ON THIS FLIGHT.
PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THE STORY ABOUT THE WOLF HIDING IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING SO HE CAN DESTROY THEM FROM WITH-IN ? THE HAND WRITING IS ON THE WALL, DO YOU NOT HAVE EYES TO SEE IT ?

THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE YOU VOTE FOR THIS GUY! CONSIDER YOUR KIDS & GRANDKIDS
THEIR FUTURE IS IN OUR VOTING HANDS.

9 comments:

alicia said...
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Steve said...

Um... I think someone has missed the point of the site.

Brad O'Farrell said...

Awesome.

Anonymous said...

Hilariously stupid and bereft of facts! I'm definitely going to pass this along to my fellow idiots who can't bother to pick up a newspaper or think for themselves. Seriously, Obama is a "wolf in sheep's clothing" because, after graduating from Harvard Law school, he worked as a community organizer instead of taking a job on Wall Street? God forbid we elect a President who cares about working people.

staush said...

Isn't Obama right now, as we type, running campaign advertisements heavily featuring the whitest, most Kansasy parts of his white Kansas family?

And unless that guy is a commercial pilot, and not the heroic kind of Armed Forces pilot, and will always homeschool his kids, I wouldn't hammer to hard on the "never had a non-taxpayer supported/government funded" job. That's like a whole huge thwack of the economy there, not even including the private enterprises that mostly get their money from government contracts.

Erin said...

The most befuddling part of this forward is that the writer doesn't understand the concept of financial aid and student loans. Maybe things were different awhile ago, but I think Harvard admits a significant amount of people that need financial assistance now. I'm talking about kids who grew up poor, not kids whose parents can't afford to pay $30k in one go.

Anyway, this leads me to believe that the writer has either never gone to college, or had his/her education paid for.

Didn't Obama actually talk about paying back his student loans at one point? Or maybe paying back Michelle's loans?

I love this blog. It makes me realize that my coworkers aren't nearly as stupid as they could be.

Anonymous said...

So it begins; the mud slinging and innuendo. I detect a lot of hate here as well as a fair dose of racism. Trade marks of right-wing Swift-Boaters. Taking shots a person's family is cheap and disgusting. Thank God McCain doesn't stoop to this shit. Nor does Obama for that matter. all I knowthat the Rebulicans have had 8 years of screwing this country. Time to take it back!

thanbo said...

"A pilot's perspective" - now, which candidate for President is a pilot? Could it be...McCAIN!!

Sure, we'd rather have a pilot who crashed FOUR aircraft in his military career, the last time allowing himself to be captured and imprisoned for five years, and another incident where he carelessly flew into a powerline in Spain, causing a minor international incident.

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