FW: Fence Post Turtle

Yet another forward donated by Kimberly! Her mom's "fascist" friend has a beef with Obama, I guess. More please. -m

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ___ put him up there.'


Leopold Stotch said...

Love this. It shows that the conservos are running out of 'scandals' to pin on Obama, and are having to resort to weak and irrelevant 'simple folk wisdom' emails.
Side note funny how it's always a farmer/rancher, a marine or a 12 year old girl.

Noah Brand said...

Actually, this exact gag has been recycled for use about every president since at least Truman.

The originality is stunning.

Anonymous said...

Hey Leopold you moronic leftie,

Perhaps you can tell us how inflating tires is going to help with the energy situation. Only a post turtle could come up with that stupid suggestion. Obamination has no plans, no original thoughts but he sure is good with a teleprompter.
Don Salamon
New Berlin, Wiscommunistatesin

SJT said...

Hey Don you moronic whatever you are:

Inflating tires properly saves gas. Obama endorses this. So does NASCAR. As does the Bush Administration. And another person does too... guess who it is... JOHN MCCAIN! That's right, after Obama pointed out how ridiculous the McCain tire gauge stunt was, good old Johnny realized how wrong he was and endorses the exact same idea Obama suggested.

Leopold Stotch said...


Well besides what SJT pointed out below, it's seems that you're the moron.
You're a moron because you have the entire internet at your fingertips, and that a simple google search of 'obama energy plan' turns up thousands of sites that telll you exactly what his energy policy is.
(e.g. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0808/12280.html)

You're an even bigger idiot if you honestly thought that inflating tires was his sole plan. But such is the black and white logic of the Reich-wing redneck.

"Don Salamon
New Berlin, Wiscommunistatesin"

Love it or leave it asshole.

Mark SJ said...

Dear Anonymous Don,

Rent a brain.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if you libtards think your Neo-marxist boy is so wonderful, now that he spends America into oblivion. I figure you guys only have jobs because you belong to ACORN. Being as dumb as you are, you're too stupid to have real jobs.

Don Salamon
New Berlin, Wiscommunistatesin

SJT said...

Hahaha! Look who came crawling back from under the weeds after all this months! Don't worry Mr. Salamon, I promise the stormtroopers will be by soon to take your guns, deport you to a FEMA concentration camp, force you to gay marry another man and convert to Islam, and then help you decided what form of Euthanasia you would prefer. Enjoy!

(Note: promise not valid in the United States or any other place that actually exists or has any connection to this plane of reality)

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