Here's a submission from an anonymous granddaughter who is all too familiar with the Right's forwarded struggles and strife:
I received the following email from my grandmother, who is my #1 source for right-wing propaganda. Past hits include chain email chestnuts like: "I refuse to use the Sacajawea dollar because it doesn't have 'In God We Trust' stamped on it!" and, "The Washington Monument is a symbol of Christian faith and therefore all Muslims should be deported." Et cetera, et cetera. ANCHOR BABIES!!
For your viewing pleasure, I present "Cindy McCain: Better than Obama and Hillary, and PURTY!" I have no idea if any of this is actually true, but given the fact that McCain has called his wife a "cunt" and a "trollop" in public, I imagine she is the better half in this marriage.
She graduated from Southern Cal and was a special-needs teacher.