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"I got this from my wife's grandmother a couple days ago. She keeps sending me these sorts of e-mails, despite the fact that she knows for a fact that we don't share politics. Interestingly, these e-mails never arrive in my inbox with my address as just one of the recipients. No, they're always sent specifically to me. I'm not sure what she thinks she's going to accomplish.
Enjoy in particular the bit right at the beginning where all the people who like Obama are referred to as 'monkeys'. It even manages to go downhill from there. Enjoy!"
-Yutaka

Oh. Indeed it does. Do you get the feeling we're going to learn many more "facts" about Obama from grandmas in the next few months?

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>>
>>
>> Hillary is only one electionable. quoteth the Voting
>> Assembly!! ALthough Obamba has the votes, Hillary
>> is the one to be elected as she is the only one
>> electable.
>> Stated Friday night on a News talk show. Channel
>> 63.-
>>
>> Below is an excerpt from an email from someone who
>> rides the rails in DC.
>>
>>
>> As Seen From A Military Man - His thoughts
>> opinions.
>>
>>
>> The Obama thing is fantasy, he's not above dealing
>> in lies, largely
>> because there are enough monkeys who believe him.
>> Nothing we can do
>> there, but Billary isn't any prize, either, I don't
>> know how the
>> dumbocrites create these imbeciles, but there's
>> never any shortage of
>> them. Harry Truman was president when I was born,
>> and he wasn't anyone
>> would consider leadership material, but at least he
>> was forceful and
>> didn't deal in lies.
>> Ever since the days of Harry Truman all the dems
>> have ever had was a bunch of clowns, whether they
>> got elected or not.
>>
>> They all want to give away things they don't have,
>> do great shiny things
>> with someone else's money, disarm the country, erode
>> the nation's
>> principles from within. If B.O. makes it, someone
>> will kill him. If
>> Billary makes it, this country will implode. The
>> existence of either one
>> of them makes this nation the laughing-stock of the
>> globe, and the thing
>> that amazes me is the stupidity of the American
>> public in having let
>> these two idiots get as far as they have. A scant 20
>> years ago, no one
>> would have believed such a thing possible, but there
>> it is. With such
>> goings-on it's not likely this nation will have a
>> Tercentennial. I don't
>> understand the reason why no one seems ashamed of
>> either Billary or B.
>> O. We must have become extremely decadent
>> exceedingly fast.
>>
>>>> Tuning in to C-Span recently, I found myself
> > listening to a
>> > > speech
>> > > by Senator Barrack Hussein Obama, Jr. He was
> > standing in the pulpit
>> > > of
>> > > a black church in Selma , Alabama , and as I
> > studied the body
>> > > language
>> > > of the dozen or so black ministers standing
> > behind the senator, I
>> > > couldn't help but be reminded of the little
> > head-bobbing dolls
>> > > that
>> > > people used to place in the rear windows of their
> > 1957 Chevrolets.
>> > > If
>> > > their reactions are any indication, the new
> > "Schlickmeister" of
>> > > the
>> > > Democrat Party is actually a pretty accomplished
> > public speaker.
>> > >
>> > > However, as he spoke, I found my b.s. alarm
> > going off,
>> > > repeatedly.
>> > > But I couldn't quite figure out why until I
> > actually read excerpts
>> > > of
>> > > his speech several days later. Here's part of
> > what he said:
>> > >
>> > > "...something happened back here in Selma,
> > Alabama. Something
>> > > happened in Birmingham that sent out what Bobby
> > Kennedy called,
>> > > "ripples of hope all around the world." Something
> > happened when a
>> > > bunch
>> > > of women decided they were going to walk instead
> > of ride the bus
>> > > after
>> > > a long day of doing somebody else's laundry,
> > looking after
>> > > somebody
>> > > else's children.
>> > >
>> > > "When (black) men who had PhD's decided
> > 'that's enough' and
>> > > 'we're
>> > > going to stand up for our dignity,' that sent a
> > shout across oceans
>> > > so
>> > > that my grandfather began to imagine something
> > different for his
>> > > son.
>> > > His son, who grew up herding goats in a small
> > village in Africa
>> > > could
>> > > suddenly set his sights a little higher and
> > believe that maybe a
>> > > black
>> > > man in this world had a chance.
>> > >
>> > > "So the Kennedy's decided we're going to do an
> > airlift. We're
>> > > going
>> > > to go to Africa and start bringing young Africans
> > over to this
>> > > country
>> > > and give them scholarships to study so they can
> > learn what a
>> > > wonderful
>> > > country America is.
>> > >
>> > > "This young man named Barack Obama got one of
> > those tickets and
>> > > came
>> > > over to this country. He met this woman whose
> > great
>> > > great-great-great- grandfather had owned slaves;
> > but she had a
>> > > good
>> > > idea there was some craziness going on because
> > they looked at each
>> > > other and they decided that we know that, (in)
> > the world as it has
>> > > been, it might not be possible for us to get
> > together and have a
>> > > child.
>> > > There was something stirring across the country
> > because of what
>> > > happened in Selma , Alabama , because some folks
> > are willing to
>> > > march
>> > > across a bridge. So they got together and Barack
> > Obama Jr. Was
>> > > born. So
>> > > don't tell me I don't have a claim on Selma ,
> > Alabama .
>> > > Don't tell me I'm not coming home to Selma ,
> > Alabama ."
>> > >
>> > > Okay, so what's wrong with that? It all sounds
> > good. But is it?
>> > >
>> > > Obama told his audience that, because some
> > folks had the courage
>> > > to
>> > > "march across a bridge" in Selma , Alabama , his
> > mother, a white
>> > > woman
>> > > from Kansas , and his father, a black Muslim from
> > Africa , took
>> > > heart.
>> > > It gave them the courage to get married and have
> > a child. The
>> > > problem
>> > > with that characterization is that Barrack Obama,
> > Jr., was born on
>> > > August 4, 1961, while the first of three marches
> > across that bridge
>> > > in
>> > > Selma didn't occur until March 7, 1965, at least
> > five years after
>> > > Obama's parents met.
>> > >
>> > > Obama went on to tell his audience that the
> > Kennedys, Jack and
>> > > Bobby, decided to do an airlift. They would bring
> > some young
>> > > Africans
>> > > over so that they could be educated and learn all
> > about America .
>> > > His
>> > > grandfather heard that call and sent his son,
> > Barrack Obama, Sr.,
>> > > to
>> > > America .
>> > >
>> > > The problem with that scenario is that, having
> > been born in
>> > > August
>> > > 1961, the future senator was not conceived until
> > sometime in
>> > > November
>> > > 1960. So if this African grandfather heard words
> > that ''sent a
>> > > shout
>> > > across oceans,'' inspiring him to send his
> > goat-herder son to
>> > > America ,
>> > > it was not a Democrat Jack Kennedy he heard, nor
> > his brother Bobby,
>> > > it
>> > > was a Re publican President, Dwight D.
> > Eisenhower.
>> > >
>> > > Obama's speech is reminiscent of Al Gore's
> > claim of having
>> > > invented
>> > > the Internet, Hillary Clinton's claim of having
> > been named after
>> > > the
>> > > first man to climb Mt. Everest, even though she
> > was born five years
>> > > and
>> > > seven months before Sir Edmund climbed the
> > mountain, and John
>> > > Kerry's
>> > > imaginary trip to Cambodia .
>> > >
>> > > As one of my black friends, Eddie Huff, has
> > said, "We need to
>> > > ask
>> > > some very serious questions of the senator from
> > Illinois . It's
>> > > not
>> > > enough to be black, it's not enough to be
> > articulate, and it's not
>> > > enough to be eloquent and a media darling. The
> > only question will
>> > > be
>> > > how deaf, how dumb, or how blind must people be
> > in order to turn
>> > > this
>> > > frog into a prince or a president."
>> > >
> >