FW: General Patton's Ghost

From Stan, "Despite my repeated pleas to not be sent right-wing forwards, I got this one from my hardcore Republican aunt. Patton's ghost scared me so bad that I immediately dropped everything and enlisted. OK, not really."

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This is crude, but so TRUE!

Ghost of Patton!!

I think this is how General George S. Patton would sum things up... and then catch holy hell from Ike. He sure had a unique way of expressing his thoughts.

Ghost of General Patton

A Message from the Ghost of General Patton....


To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why w e Americans occasionally have to fight wars.

See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!!

Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity". This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers

A little fun at someone else's expense.

Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.

Got that?

THIS IS an atrocity!

So Was This!!!


Islam a peaceful religion???

My Ass!

Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can.

Some of them are here among us now.

They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.

They want your ass dead , and they think it is God's will for them to do it.

Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us... and if you agree? Then you are a pathetic dumb ass!

If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.

How many more Americans must be beheaded ??

You've fallen asleep AGAIN, maggots!

And you may not get another chance !


and pass this on to any and every person you give a damn about.. if you ever gave a damn about anything


Do you have enough guts to forward this email.. The truth shall set you free!!

George S. Patton

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ and the American Soldier

One died for your soul;

the other for your freedom.


Anonymous said...

Great post!!

I wish Patton were still with us to keep our body politic straight.

I am sure the left wing loons would be all over anything he had to say though.


Crash said...

I think someone is missing the joke.

Anonymous said...

what the HELL????

Good GODS, they show images of violence and then invoke their hippy cult leader savior - who supposedly was all about peace - BUH?

and this -

They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.

Yeah...ok...because if you are peace-loving that means you sympathize with the terrorists...

Oh, and nice way to exploit the brutal murder of a human being to further your fucked-up cause...

and someone actually LIKED this post??? 'kay I'll be moving to France now, thanks 0_o...

don said...

I'll bet you didn't move your sorry ass to France! Did you?

Anonymous said...

So they both died for something I don't really have?

Anonymous said...

Although a socialist, I actually agree with everything (except for the JC bit).
Although we did fuck up in Yugoslavia, covering al-Qaeda's ass...

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