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Another from Kristopher, "A classic - though somewhat left wing..."

--Forwarded Message--

Found at an anti-bush protest in New York.


George W. Bush's Iraq War Freedom Cake
(Extra Rich Recipe)


Preheat a gas oven to 911 F. In a small bowl mix together one unfairly
selected president, a vice president with corporate ties and a
neo-conservative agenda. In a large pan, take the grief from a tragic
national incident and place on stove, turning heat to high. Scramble
the truth and slowly add grief while whipping war on terrorism and
axis of evil propaganda until firmly set. Carefully fold in lies and
confusion. (For darker recipe, use a black National Security Advisor
and Secretary of State to distract from racist implications of the war
while placing AIDS, unemployment and the black community on a back
burner.) Divide country and cut all dissenters of war into small
pieces. Separate those who fit the war's racist profiling and freeze
anti-war discourse. Drain international goodwill and taxpayer's money
to fund war. (If you can't find any weapons of mass destruction, you
may substitute the liberation of the Iraqi people instead.) Cover (up)
all dead U.S. troops and Iraqi casualties while thickening combined
batter with grandiose statements like "Mission Accomplished" and
"Bring it On." Grease pans generously with oil from Iraq and cover
finished cake with American and Iraqi blood.

Serves none.

By Max Gordon