News Flash - Another boat intercepted off the coast!! (LOL)

News Flash - Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast!!


The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.



This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to the US, but towards Mexico and central America.



Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors.  Their claim was that they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico they wanted to return to the US as illegal immigrants.  Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees.



It is believed the Navy gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.



We are booking on the next boat out.  Let me know if you want to join us.

2 comments:

charlie said...

"Their claim was that they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico they wanted to return to the US as illegal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees."

They are mistaken. The end.

delagar said...


Can we talk RWD into actually believing this?

Never mind -- that would be cruel. RWD is too ignorant to survive at sea on his own. I don't like him, but I don't especially want him to drown or die of exposure either.

 
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