| date: | 18 July 2015 at 09:33 | ||
| subject: | Fw: Today's funny |
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your
e-mails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctor informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).
For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly
defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body, then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.
Symptoms include:
- Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.
- Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor.
- Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
- Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists
murdering innocent people.
- Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting
to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news-show host.
- Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic
Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November 2016.
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9 comments:
I'm sure that whoever thought this up actually though they were being clever; being made by and for partisan rubes that lack critical thinking skills. This will survive only inside the ever shrinking bubble of reactionary dour curmudgeons.
"It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November 2016."
Remember your good feeling of hope while it lasts, and remember it with particular fondness when you shit a brick upon finding that Senator Sanders ( or even Hillary Clinton ) has been elected president in 11/16.
The cure for PIST-AWF involves the following treatment: Totally ignoring partisans politics, receiving news from sources other than TV and partisan blogs that imitate news site, removing oneself from the echo-chamber, and coming to the realization that there is an entire world out there that does not subscribe to red-faced, frothing at the mouth, screaming heads.
Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor
I have a "cure" for this: Stop Watching.
Simple.
Also, as indicated by Randall, unplug from the M$M (all of it) and ignore this kind of steeped-in-southern-strategy bs.
The 2016 "victor" in the Presidential race will be chosen by the PTB and will be chosen based on who is most likely to benefit the .0001%. HRC, for better or worse, has clearly positioned herself to be the champion of Wall St, the Banks, and other mega-wealthy doners. The rest is just window dressing.
Finally, just for the heck of it...
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists
When did this happen? Who, specifically, were the "Muslim terrorists" that Obama "pandered to"? What, specifically, was involved that made it "pandering?" Links, please.
I guess "pandering" means "incessant droning their asses". Tell me RWD, why don't you love and support our troops that fly the drones?
I agree that this is an illness, but a self-inflicted one. And none of the perpetually angry really wants a cure. They just want to keep bleating their own misery long and loud - an addiction to misery disguised as some kind of concern for the country. A misery which they think excludes them from normal, polite behavior and discourse. I'd like to tell them all: Bill O'Reilly makes you stupid and belicose, insufferable and unappealing.
I can't decide, either, if this is ironic satire or just the usual "pandering" to RWD's most fervently promoted delusions via incessant lying rightwing propaganda (last phrase is redundant).
On one level, it sort of hits the nail on the head, and the solution is clear. Disengage from the anger-generating very obvious lies fed to RWD daily by the usual suspects.
Very good comments. I didn't want this to get by:
"Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States"
Nope. I'd say only about 25%. The rest of us are relatively normal, well-adjusted people.
Mr_Creosote: Pffffffft....That damn Jew, Bernie, doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell to be elected President. He will soon be 74 years old, and these days he's spending most of his time trying to find a place to empty his bladder, for Pete's sake..
The dude is not very well educated, with only a Bachelor's Degree in Political Science. Additionally, he was a member of the Young People's Socialist League,the youth affiliate of the Socialist Party of America.
Dude is off his fokin' rocker....
Mike Hawk
ferschitz: doners.....or.....DONORS????
LEARN HOW TO SPELL YOU FOKIN' AIRHEAD LIBERAL WEENIE.
Mike Hawk
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