Curator's note: This RWFWD: is a variation of this submission already in the archive.
Your funny for today
I'VE ALWAYS QUESTIONED IF JESSIE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON
WERE REALLY PREACHERS SINCE THEY HAVE NO CHURCH.
WHEN I HEARD AL SHARPTON WAS A GUEST PREACHER AT A
BLACK HOUSTON CHURCH, I DECIDED TO CHECK HIM OUT IN PERSON
JUST TO SEE WHAT HE WAS ALL ABOUT.
I SAT DOWN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT SHARPTON CAME UP
TO ME (I GUESS BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY WHITE PERSON IN
THE ROOM), LAID HIS HANDS ON MY HAND AND SAID:
"BY THE WILL OF JESUS THE LORD ALMIGHTY AND THE WILL
OF GOD, YOU WILL WALK TODAY."
I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT PARALYZED.
HE CAME BACK AND LAID HIS LANDS ON ME AGAIN AND
REPEATED THE SAME THING.
AGAIN, I TOLD HIM THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
AFTER THE SERMON, I STEPPED OUTSIDE AND LO AND
BEHOLD, MY NEW CAR HAD BEEN STOLEN!!