Curator's note: This RWFWD: is a variation of this submission already in the archive.
Subject: Preachers
Your funny for today
I'VE ALWAYS QUESTIONED IF JESSIE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON
WERE REALLY PREACHERS SINCE THEY HAVE NO CHURCH.
WHEN I HEARD AL SHARPTON WAS A GUEST PREACHER AT A
BLACK HOUSTON CHURCH, I DECIDED TO CHECK HIM OUT IN PERSON
JUST TO SEE WHAT HE WAS ALL ABOUT.
I SAT DOWN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT SHARPTON CAME UP
TO ME (I GUESS BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY WHITE PERSON IN
THE ROOM), LAID HIS HANDS ON MY HAND AND SAID:
"BY THE WILL OF JESUS THE LORD ALMIGHTY AND THE WILL
OF GOD, YOU WILL WALK TODAY."
I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT PARALYZED.
HE CAME BACK AND LAID HIS LANDS ON ME AGAIN AND
REPEATED THE SAME THING.
AGAIN, I TOLD HIM THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
AFTER THE SERMON, I STEPPED OUTSIDE AND LO AND
BEHOLD, MY NEW CAR HAD BEEN STOLEN!!
5 comments:
...by Jimmy Swaggart.
LOL....Good "Juan" gruaud. :-)
Mike Hawk
Hi, Jennifer Smith, and welcome to MRWD. Even though your post is entirely spam and was automatically generated by link building software without any human input at all, it still shows more thought and insight than we typically see from the likes of Mike Hawk.
The last time we saw this racist diatribe, it featured Muslims as the horrid religious people ripping off oh-so-self-righteously-pious-but-clearly-so-pure-and-correctly-"religious" white people.
Now it's African Americans.
What's next? Gays? Women? Jews? Hindus? Martians?
Geez. Talk about being a predictable (and boring) one-trick pony, RWD, that's you.
Hey
CharlieE I don't post the link using any software.I done it manually.Thanks
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