Fwd: FW: Preachers

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Subject: Preachers

Your funny for today




     I'VE ALWAYS QUESTIONED IF JESSIE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON
     WERE REALLY PREACHERS SINCE THEY HAVE NO CHURCH.

     WHEN I HEARD AL SHARPTON WAS A GUEST PREACHER AT A
     BLACK HOUSTON CHURCH, I DECIDED TO CHECK HIM OUT  IN PERSON
     JUST TO SEE WHAT HE WAS ALL ABOUT.

     I SAT DOWN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT SHARPTON CAME UP
     TO ME (I GUESS BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY WHITE PERSON IN
     THE ROOM), LAID HIS HANDS ON MY HAND AND SAID:

     "BY THE WILL OF JESUS THE LORD ALMIGHTY AND THE WILL
     OF GOD, YOU WILL WALK TODAY."

     I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT PARALYZED.

     HE CAME BACK AND LAID HIS LANDS ON ME AGAIN AND
     REPEATED THE SAME THING.

     AGAIN, I TOLD HIM THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

     AFTER THE SERMON, I STEPPED OUTSIDE AND LO AND
     BEHOLD, MY NEW CAR HAD BEEN STOLEN!!

6 comments:

gruaud said...

...by Jimmy Swaggart.

Mike Hawk said...

LOL....Good "Juan" gruaud. :-)

Mike Hawk

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ferschitz said...

The last time we saw this racist diatribe, it featured Muslims as the horrid religious people ripping off oh-so-self-righteously-pious-but-clearly-so-pure-and-correctly-"religious" white people.

Now it's African Americans.

What's next? Gays? Women? Jews? Hindus? Martians?

Geez. Talk about being a predictable (and boring) one-trick pony, RWD, that's you.

Jennifer Smith said...

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