Thanks to John and his "Not-A-Demo
--begin forwarded message--
22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but
support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law- abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S.
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese
and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms
driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread
by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified
to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been
outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25
million of his own money to make "The Passion of
the Christ" for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while
the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinem are more important to American history
than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal
and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the
truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should
be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the
best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part
of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay
to say "Merry Christmas."
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1 comments:
Seen this before with the word 'democrat' swapped for 'liberal'.
"20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the
best interest to the United States."
Besides the fact that all of these are laughable this one is especially laughable considering all the money we're BORROWING under the BUSH administration from China.
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