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>A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
>altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
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>She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend
I >would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
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>The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
>balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above >sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 >degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
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>She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.".
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>"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
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>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically >correct, but I have no idea what to do with your
information, and I'm still >lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
to me."
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>The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
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>"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
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>"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. >You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You >made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to >solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before >we met, but, somehow,
>now it's my fault."
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