Tip 'o The Hat to Jeff for this poignant commentary on Union By-Laws.
Union Rules A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Reno and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $70 and the girls get $30," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union
house.
We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $70 and the house gets $30."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 87-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
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2 comments:
So is this what Republicants really think about seniors? Why am I not surprised. Of course, I'm sure the Koch brothers will take care of you when you can't work anymore.
This proves management is going to fuck somebody one way or another.
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