MyRightWingDad.net

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-Rory"

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>TAX
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>Tax his land,
>Tax his wage,
>Tax his bed in which he lays.
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>Tax his tractor,
>Tax his mule,
>Teach him taxes is the rule.
>Tax his cow,
>Tax his goat,
>Tax his pants,
>Tax his coat.
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>Tax his ties,
>Tax his shirts,
>Tax his work,
>Tax his dirt.
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>Tax his tobacco,
>Tax his drink,
>Tax him if he tries to think .
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>Tax his booze,
>Tax his beers,
>If he cries,
>Tax his tears.
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>Tax his bills,
>Tax his gas,
>Tax his notes,
>Tax his cash.
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>Tax him good and let him know
>That after taxes, he has no dough.
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>If he hollers,
>Tax him more,
>Tax him until he's good and sore.
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>Tax his coffin,
>Tax his grave,
>Tax the sod in which he lays.
>Put these words upon his tomb,
>"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
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>And when he's gone,
>We won't relax,
>We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
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>Accounts Receivable Tax
>Building Permit Tax
>CDL License Tax
>Cigarette Tax
>Corporate Income Tax
>Dog License Tax
>Federal Income Tax
>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>Fishing License Tax
>Food License Tax
>Fuel Permit Tax
>Gasoline Tax
>Hunting License Tax
>Inheritance Tax
>Inventory Tax
>IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
>IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
>Liquor Tax,
>Luxury Tax,
>Marriage License Tax,
>Medicare Tax,
>Property Tax,
>Real Estate Tax,
>Service charge taxes,Social Security Tax,
>Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
>Sales Taxes,
>Recreational Vehicle Tax,
>School Tax,
>State Income Tax,
>State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
>Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
>Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
>Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
>Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
>Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
>Telephone State and Local Tax,
>Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
>Utility Tax,
>Vehicle License Registration Tax,
>Vehicle Sales Tax,
>Watercraft Registration Tax,
>Well Permit Tax,
>Workers Compensation Tax.
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>COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago
>And there was prosperity, absolutely no national debt, the largest middle
>class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
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>What the heck happened?????
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