FW: The Magic Green Hat... AN OLDIE BUT TIMELY NOW!

Subject: Fwd: The Magic Green Hat... AN OLDIE BUT TIMELY NOW!

This is horrible

Subject: Fwd: FW: The Magic Green Hat... AN OLDIE BUT TIMELY NOW!

Subject: The Magic Green Hat...

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, 
I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. 
It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat:

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's… 
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!


CharlieE said...

I'm not sure why anyone would fear someone wearing a Border Patrol hat if they weren't in the act of trying to cross the border.

Then again, a lot of the way RWD thinks is lost on me.

Anonymous said...


ferschitz said...

To CharlieE: I live and travel around the SW, and the Border Patrol shows up in a variety of places, not just at the Border. Typically, though, it is ICE that goes after undocumented workers, although these days it may also sometimes be the local PD. So there's some validity/reality to the "joke."

Of course, this follows the 40 years+ of conservative propaganda about undocumented workers, who are over-filling ERs, which causes RWD to have to wait for treatment. Heaven forfend! Whenever I've gone to the ER, which is mercifully infrequently, I haven't seen a plethora of brown people, so this is a bogus, but effective, trope about how all the undocumenteds iz stealin' services wah wah wah.

Of course, RWD never gets around to blaming, for example, the owner of the CrapDonald's franchise for putatively hiring undocumented workers. Nay verily, RWD just wants to focus on the workers who "stole" jobs from US citizens. Don't go after the owner, who, technically, is more responsible. Just go after the brown people.

And so on, blah blah blah, lather rinse repeat and feel ever so smug at your clever racist ways that never solve one damn thing.

delagar said...

If I was this full of hate, I'd seek therapy. Poor RWD.

Anonymous said...

In the ER for that head injury, were you...?

M. Ray Crabbinson said...

More likely, they ran cause they didn't want to deal with you.

CharlieE said...


A photo of an ICE hat would have made for a better joke. But then again, no one has ever accused RWD of being funny.

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