Fw: Fwd: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman

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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"

"First Place," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio says "this is mine."

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.


gruaud said...

A good rule of thumb:

The amount of lying the Democrats are accused of is inversely proportional to the amount of lying Republicans actually do.

Because if the GOP ever told the actual truth about their agenda, they'd never win a single election.

ferschitz said...

Four words:

Weapons of Mass Destruction

CharlieE said...

Got you beat, ferschitz, as I'm offering three:

Greeted as liberators

gruaud said...

Ok, I'll play.

"Mushroom clouds"

Anonymous said...

I'm in:




Anonymous said...

But one of my favorites:

I am not a crook.

Thx 4 Fish said...

One of the more deep-seated lies: Trickle Down

Hooray4US said...

Tax cuts create jobs.

Hooray4US said...


Carly Fiorina has excellent business skills.

Anonymous said...

Fox News

Mike Hawk said...

Ok, I'll play too:

1)The "missing" files from Vince Foster's office
3)The Madison Guarantee swindle
4)Money for pardons
5)Juanita Broderick rape by Bill
7)E-mail Servers
8)Erased e-mails

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....getting tired.

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk said...


Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk said...


Shrillary makes me wanna' VOMIT!!!!!

She's counting on your short memory or lack of
knowledge in her run for President....and the Democrats seriously want to let the Clinton Crime Family back in the White House.


This country is rapidly becoming an oligarchy very similar
to a Banana/Latin American Republic.

Anonymous said...

Oligarchy, huh?

Are we supposed to be impressed by your sudden insight?

Anonymous said...

No, Anonymous...you're supposed to be impressed with that big DICK up your ass.

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

Just come out of the closet, already, troll. Or are you still in denial about yourself?

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