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News Flash - Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast!!


The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.



This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to the US, but towards Mexico and central America.



Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors.  Their claim was that they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico they wanted to return to the US as illegal immigrants.  Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees.



It is believed the Navy gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.



We are booking on the next boat out.  Let me know if you want to join us.

A very quick thinking lady  who is well prepared for the question from the audience.

http://www.mrctv.org/videos/heritage-foundation-panelist-radical-islam

Subject: Fwd: Thinking Outside the Box

All school children should be given this question on the first day of school every year and asked to submit a written reply, to be graded, and used as the first test score for that class.

Sadly that will never happen.

If you've never seen this...read it!  If you have seen it, I hope you sent it on.  As a former teacher, I wish I'd thought of this...not to be "Teacher of the Year," but to make my students aware of just how lucky we ALL are to live in the USA!

 There is a great lesson here that the students at Little Rock High School will never forget.  I would presume also that most students would never have given this a thought.

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NOW SHE IS A TEACHER!

 

In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a history teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks in her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.
 
'Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?'

 

She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.'

 

They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' 'No,' she said.

 

'Maybe it's our behavior.' She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.'

 

And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom.  Kids called their parents to tell them what was happening and by early afternoon television news crews had started gathering at the school to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.

 

The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the desk-less classroom.  Martha Cothren said, 'Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he or she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom.  Now I am going to tell you.'

 

At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it.  Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniform, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk.  The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall.  By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned

 

Martha said, 'You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you.  They placed the desks here for you.  They went halfway around the world, giving up their education and interrupting their careers and families so you could have the freedom you have. Now, it's up to you to sit in them.  It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens.  They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education.  Don't ever forget it.'

 

By the way, this is a true story.  And this teacher was awarded the Veterans of Foreign Wars Teacher of the Year for the State of Arkansas in 2006.  She is the daughter of a WWII POW.

 
Let us always remember the men and women of our military and the rights that they have won for us.

 

Oh....this is good!!!! Too true & that's why we're raising idiots!!!!!

1. Teaching Math In The 1950's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In The 1960's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In The 1970's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In The 1980's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990's

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok..)

6. Teaching Math In The 2000's

Same question as number 5 but if you have special needs or just feel you need assistance because of race, color, religion, sex, age, childhood memories, criminal background, then don't answer and the correct answer will be provided for you.

7. Teaching Math In 2017

Un hachero vende una carrtada de maderapara 100 pesos El costo de la producciones es 80 pesos. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

At a Tennessee Football Game---not a joke

Christianity is now the target of persecution... THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS! GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO READS THIS AND PASSES IT ON. I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL CAN SEE THE PROBLEM, BUT OUR SOCIETY CANNOT.  Tennessee Football  This is a statement that was read over the PA system  at the football game at Roane C ounty High School, Kingston,  Tennessee, by school principal, Jody McLeod "It has always been the custom at Roane County High School  football games, to say a prayer and play the  National Anthem, to honor God and Country." Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of  Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at  this time, I can use this public facility to  approve of sexual perversion and call it "an  alternate life style,"and, if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing  condoms and calling it, "safe sex."  If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of  killing an unborn baby as a "viable" means of  birth control." If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise  the goddess, "Mother Earth", and call it  "ecology.." I can use literature, videos and presentations in the  classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional  Christian convictions as  "simple minded" and "ignorant"  and call it "enlightenment.." However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to  ask HIM to bless this event with safety and good  sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated. This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst,  diabolical. Apparently, we are to be  tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD  and HIS Commandments. Nevertheless ,  as a school principal, I frequently ask staff  and students to abide by rules with which they  do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at  best, and at worst, hypocritical.  I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional  transgression. For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's," and refrain from praying at this time. "However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM, in the name of JESUS, to bless this  event, please feel free to do so ..  As far as I know, that's  not against the law--yet." One by one,  the people in the stands  bowed their heads, held hands with one another  and began to pray. They prayed in the stands.  They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and  they prayed in the Announcer's Box! The only place they didn't pray was in the Supreme Court  of the United States of America-  the Seat of "Justice" in the "one nation,  under GOD." Somehow,  Kingston, Tennessee,remembered  what so many have forgotten. We are given the  Freedom OF Religion, not  the Freedom FROM  Religion Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains! JESUS said,"If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will be ashamed of you before MY FATHER.." If you are  not ashamed, pass this on  .. I'm not one bit ashamed  to pass this on, are  you? THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS! GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO READS THIS AND PASSES IT ON.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k9Si28k0Fk&app=desktop

Subject: Best British Joke

Best Joke In Britain

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".

The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".

The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain