Fwd: Fw: Cartoons and Memes: China —Here's Your Sign

China — Here's Your Sign

Immediately

Make It Stop

For Your Own Good

Understanding

Don't Cough on Me

Solution

Not Your President?

Take a Look

Truckers

Never Forget

Fake News

Never

Wash Your Hands

Travel Ideas

Fwd: Fw: A HISTORY LESSON

The teacher said, “let's begin by reviewing some history”.
 
 Who said “Give me liberty or give me death”?
 
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign  exchange student from Japan.
He had his hand up, so the teacher called on him and he said,
“Patrick Henry, 1775”.  
Very good!
  
Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People.'?
Again, no response except from Little Akio: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”
Excellent!
 
Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said,
'Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can  do for your Country'?
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: “John F. Kennedy, 1961.”
 
The teacher got upset and snapped at her class, "You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."
From the back of the room she hears a loud whisper:..
"Fuck the Japs."
 
Who said that? I want to know right now, she angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, “General MacArthur, 1945.”
 
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks, All right! Now, who said that?
Again, Little Akio says,  “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,   1991.”
 
Now pissed off at little Akio, the same student yells, "Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair and shouts: “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”
 
The teacher fainted. The  class gathered around her, someone said, "Damn, we’re screwed."
Little Akio said quietly,  “Chuck Schumer, when Trump got elected in 2016.”
 
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, ENDS OUR HISTORY LESSON FOR TODAY!!!

Fwd: Fw: I talked to a man today

I talked to a MAN today

I talked with a man today, an 90+ year old man. I asked him if there was anything I can get him while this Coronavirus scare was gripping America.
He simply smiled, looked away and said:
    "Let me tell you what I need! I need to believe, at some point, this country my generation fought for... I need to believe this nation we handed safely to our children and their children...
    I need to know this generation will quit being a bunch of sissies...that they respect what they've been given...that they've earned what others sacrificed for."
I wasn't sure where the conversation was going or if it was going anywhere at all. So, I sat there, quietly observing.
    "You know, I was a little boy during WWII. Those were scary days. We didn't know if we were going to be speaking English, German or Japanese at the end of the war. There was no certainty, no guarantees like Americans enjoy today.
    And no home went without sacrifice or loss. Every house, up and down every street, had someone in harm's way. Maybe their Daddy was a soldier, maybe their son was a sailor, maybe it was an uncle. Sometimes it was the whole damn family...fathers, sons, uncles...
    Having someone, you love, sent off to war...it wasn't less frightening than it is today. It was scary as Hell. If anything, it was more frightening. We didn't have battle front news. We didn't have email or cellphones. You sent them away and you hoped...you prayed. You may not hear from them for months, if ever. Sometimes a mother was getting her son's letters the same day Dad was comforting her over their child's death.
    And we sacrificed. You couldn't buy things. Everything was rationed. You were only allowed so much milk per month, only so much bread, toilet paper. EVERYTHING was restricted for the war effort. And what you weren't using, what you didn't need, things you threw away, they were saved and sorted for the war effort. My generation was the original recycling movement in America.
    And we had viruses back then...serious viruses. Things like polio, measles, and such. It was nothing to walk to school and pass a house or two that was quarantined. We didn't shut down our schools. We didn't shut down our cities. We carried on, without masks, without hand sanitizer. And do you know what? We persevered. We overcame. We didn't attack our President, we came together. We rallied around the flag for the war. Thick or thin, we were in it to win. And we would lose more boys in an hour of combat than we lose in entire wars today."
He slowly looked away again. Maybe I saw a small tear in the corner of his eye. Then he continued:
    "Today's kids don't know sacrifice. They think a sacrifice is not having coverage on their phone while they freely drive across the country. Today's kids are selfish and spoiled. In my generation, we looked out for our elders. We helped out with single moms who's husbands were either at war or dead from war. Today's kids rush the store, buying everything they can...no concern for anyone but themselves. It's shameful the way Americans behave these days. None of them deserve the sacrifices their granddads made.
    So, no I don't need anything. I appreciate your offer but, I know I've been through worse things than this virus. But maybe I should be asking you, what can I do to help you? Do you have enough pop to get through this, enough steak? Will you be able to survive with only 113 channels on your TV?"
I smiled, fighting back a tear of my own...now humbled by a man in his 90's. All I could do was thank him for the history lesson, leave my number for emergency and leave with my ego firmly tucked in my rear.
I talked to a man today. A real man. An American man from an era long gone and forgotten. We will never understand the sacrifices. We will never fully earn their sacrifices. But we should work harder to learn about them..learn from them...to respect them.
I read this and it was to good not to share

Fwd: Fw: California Here I Come (Satire - Jesse Goldberg song)


Subject: Fw:  California Here I Come (Satire - Jesse Goldberg song) - YouTube
 

Fwd: Fw: Swamp




If you have been confused as to how we arrived at this point of division in our society, maybe this will help dissipate some of the fog.
The "Swamp" is a lot deeper & more heavily infested with vermin than many of us realized.

YES, CALIF GOV. GAVIN NEWSOME IS NANCY PELOSI'S NEPHEW.

YES, ADAM SHIFF'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO GEORGE SOROS’ SON.

YES, JOHN KERRY'S DAUGHTER IS MARRIED TO A MULLAH'S SON in IRAN

YES, Hillary's daughter Chelsea IS married to George Soros' nephew.

YES, ABC News executive producer IAN CAMERON is married to SUSAN RICE, Obama's former National Security Adviser.

YES, CBS President DAVID RHODES is the brother of BEN RHODES, Obama's Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications.

YES, ABC News correspondent CLAIRE SHIPMAN is married to JAY CARNEY, former Obama White House Press Secretary

YES, ABC News and Univision reporter MATTHEW JAFFE is married to KATIE HOGAN, Obama's former Deputy Press Secretary .

YES, ABC President BEN SHERWOOD is the brother of Elizabeth Sherwood, Obama's former Special Adviser.

YES, CNN President VIRGINIA MOSELEY is married to TOM NIDES, former Hillary Clinton's Deputy Secretary

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A "STACKED DECK."

IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS SOMEWHAT RIGGED AND YOU
COULDN'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE. This is “Huge” and is a 'partial' list since the same incestuous relationship holds true for NBC/MSNBC and most media outlets.

Trump has been right all along. Fake News is generated by this incestuous relationship.

Y'ALL THINK THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIAS IN THE NEWS?

Fwd: Fw: Sunday Humor



Many judgements today are based on
who says it, rather than what is said!



2011 FLASHBACKS

United we stand, divided we fall. 

Can you spare a square?

With a little help from the other candidates and the Democrat party,
Biden appears to be a shoo-in for the Nominee. He swept the
primaries on Tuesday night.



Update: There is no evidence suggesting our companions
can contract coronavirus. 

Navigating uncharted waters, the U.S. economy confronts
the danger of disrupting business.

Another display of partisan politics

Chalk it up to basic math. 

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