Fwd: FW: Latest posters

Fwd: FW: A little Chicago humor!

A little Chicago humor!

>I was driving through northern Illinois last night listening to a call-in
> program on WGN in Chicago.
> People were calling in all upset about the goat's' head sent to Cubs owner
> Tom Rickett's at Wrigley Field.
> Some guy called in from Indiana and said, "Why are you all so upset
> "because someone sent a goat's head to Wrigley Field?
> Aren't you the guys that sent a horse's ass to the White House"?
> I almost ran off the road!

Fwd: FW: We made it through the 40s, 50s, 60s.

Subject: Fwd: We made it through the 40s, 50s, 60s.

You have probably read the words that you will hear on this video but it is nice to have those words put together in a visual format.

Fwd: FW: Top Flight Job Applicants!!!


Today's Pool of Employable Candidates..... and they wonder why no one will hire them.

..............., Westside, all around the town!

S.N.A.P card redirect....
Another victim "wrongfully convicted."
The system sucks....!  :(

Rethink that you've taken your lumps in life....

And they probably....

Fwd: FW: Antarctic sea ice hits new record high

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Date: Sat, Jul 5, 2014 at 8:48 PM
Subject: FW: Antarctic sea ice hits new record high

Two facts: The president has stated that global warming is absolute, and the average temperature of the US has not gone up in 17 years. Somebody is blowing smoke and a lot of people believe him. And they are destroying parts of our economy based on their false beliefs. And we are supposed to be an enlightened electorate???

Subject: Antarctic sea ice hits new record high
Date: Sat, 5 Jul 2014 18:51:30 -0700

Global warming computer models confounded as Antarctic sea ice hits new record high with 2.1million square miles more than is usual for time of year

  • Ice is covering 16m sq km, more than 2.1m unusual for time of year
  • UN computer models say Antarctic ice should be in decline, not increasing
The levels of Antarctic sea-ice last week hit an all-time high – confounding climate change computer models which say it should be in decline. 
America’s National Snow And Ice Data Center, which is funded by Nasa, revealed that ice around the southern continent covers about 16million sq km, more than 2.1 million more than is usual for the time of year.
It is by far the highest level since satellite observations on which the figures depend began in 1979.
In statistical terms, the extent of the ice cover is hugely significant. 
It represents the latest stage in a trend that started ten years ago, and means that an area the size of Greenland, which would normally be open water, is now frozen.
The Antarctic surge is so big that overall, although Arctic ice has decreased, the frozen area around both poles is one million square kilometres more than the long-term average.
In its authoritative Fifth Assessment Report released last year, the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change admitted that the computer models on which scientists base their projections say Antarctic ice should be in decline, not increasing.
The report said: ‘There is low confidence in the scientific understanding of the observed increase in Antarctic sea ice extent since 1979, due to… incomplete and competing scientific explanations for the causes of change.’
Some scientists have suggested the Antarctic ice increase may itself be caused by global warming. But Professor Judith Curry, head of climate science at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta, said the arguments were not convincing.
Yes, of course, global warming causes ice increases and global cooling.  Want to keep your doctor?  Want to keep your insurance?  The answers are all LIES.  
Man made global warming is a huge hoax based on computer models that were tuned to show global warming.  But the predictions made 10 years ago have proven to be false.  Examination of the code for these programs show that these were not nice predictive models but patchwork of code segments to fit the selected input data to show a 'hockey stick' of alarming global warming.  The problem with this hoax is that it cannot 'predict' forever because it was coded to fit a specific time frame.  The hockey stick never materialized.  The models did not predict the climate we experience today. Pure lies.  Fiction.  And the people who lied about everything are lying about climate change too. Oh, and these people are making money on these lies. 
To Infinity and Beyond ...   at least past Aleph-naught

FW: Is this true ? :-)

Fantastic historical moment in time.

This might be worth a drive to South Dakota to see!

Historical moment:  I-65 Closing for Coal Transport

I-65 will be closed tomorrow across Tennessee and Kentucky. They are hauling
a 200 ton lump of coal to Mount Rushmore in South Dakota so they can add
Barack Hussein Obama to the Mount Rushmore monument.

B. H. Obama has stated on national TV that he believes himself to be the
fourth greatest U.S. President, behind Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln but
greater than Theodore Roosevelt.

They had to settle for coal, because they couldn't find a 200 ton piece of

Fwd: FW: FW: Fwd: Please Pass On

Whether we agree with the politics of whatever war our government sent them to, we owe them ... big time ... every time.

This email is being circulated around the world~~~please keep it going.

When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard......to listen to his son whine about being bored.

....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.

To be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.

...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep.

..to be silent when people pray to God for a new car.

....to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.

..to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.

....to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp.

....to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather.

....to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold.

....to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog.

.....to be civil to people who complain about their jobs.

.....to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year.

....to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.

The only thing harder than being a Soldier...

Is loving one.

I was asked to pass this on and I will gladly do so!! Will you???

No one has been able to explain to me why young men and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay on retirement. While Politicians hold their political positions, in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full-pay retirement after serving one term. It just does not make any sense.

If each person who receives this will forward it on to 20 people, in three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one proposal that really should be passed around.

28th Amendment to the United States Constitution: "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States."


You are one of my 20+. I passed it on, will you?

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice," and these brave soldiers have given you that right!!

News Flash - Another boat intercepted off the coast!! (LOL)

News Flash - Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast!!

The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.

This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to the US, but towards Mexico and central America.

Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors.  Their claim was that they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico they wanted to return to the US as illegal immigrants.  Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees.

It is believed the Navy gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking on the next boat out.  Let me know if you want to join us.

Fw: A very quick thinking lady

A very quick thinking lady  who is well prepared for the question from the audience.

Fwd: FW: FW: Arlington Cemetery

Most of you who receive this have the "option" of forwarding this on. Some of us do not consider it an "option" but rather consider it an "honor" to share this information by forwarding this email every time we receive it. We are proud of our young men and women who have served, who do serve and who will serve no matter where they may be. God Bless and keep them.


Jeopardy the other night, the final question was
"How many steps does the guard take during his
walk across the tomb of the Unknowns?"
All three contestants missed it! 

This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance .
Fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

How many steps does the guard take during his
walk across the tomb of the Unknowns
and why?

alludes to the twenty-one gun salute which
is the
highest honor given any

military or foreign

How long does he hesitate after his about face
to begin his return
walk and why?

seconds for the same reason as answer number

Why are his gloves wet?

gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his
grip on the rifle.

Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all
the time
not, why not?

He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path,he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder.

How often are the guards changed?

are changed every thirty minutes,
twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a

What are the physical traits of the guard
limited to?


person to apply for guard duty at the tomb, he
must be
between 5' 10' and 6' 2' tall and
his waist size cannot exceed 30.

must commit 2 years of life to guard the tomb,
live in a barracks under the tomb, and cannot
drink any alcohol on or off duty for the rest of
their lives. They cannot swear in public for the
rest of their lives and cannot disgrace the
uniform or the tomb in any way.

two years, the guard is given a wreath pin that
is worn on
their lapel signifying they
served as guard of the tomb. There are only
400 presently worn. The guard must obey
these rules for the rest of their
lives or
give up the wreath pin.

shoes are specially made with very thick soles
to keep the heat and cold from their feet.
There are metal heel plates that extend to
the top
of the shoe in order to make the loud click as
they come

to a halt.

There are no
wrinkles, folds or lint on the uniform. Guards
dress for duty
in front of a full-length

The first six months of duty a
guard cannot talk to anyone nor
watch TV.
All off duty time is spent studying the 175
notable people laid
to rest in
Arlington National Cemetery .
A guard must memorize who they are and where
they are interred. Among the notables are:

President Taft,
Joe Louis {the boxer}
Medal of Honor winner Audie L. Murphy, the most
decorated soldier of WWII and of Hollywood fame.
Every guard spends five hours a day getting his uniforms ready for guard duty..

2003 as Hurricane Isabelle was
approaching Washington ,
DC , our
US Senate/House took 2 days
off with anticipation of the storm. On the ABC
evening news, it was reported that because of
the dangers from the
hurricane, the military
members assigned the duty of guarding the Tomb
the Unknown Soldier were given permission
to suspend the assignment. They

respectfully declined the offer, "No way,
Sir!" Soaked to the skin,
marching in the
pelting rain of a tropical storm, they said that
the Tomb was not just an assignment,

it was the highest honor that can be
to a service person. The tomb has been patrolled
24/7, since 1930.

Bless and keep them.

I'd be
very proud if this email
reached as many as possible. We can be very
proud of our young men
in the service no matter where they serve.

Fwd: FW: Photos that mean something

Attitude tells a lot about a person.

1.If a hug is needed, don't be shy! 

No one appreciates a firm handshake more than a soldier.

2. If they prefer not to shake hands…

…then a chest bump will do.

Just make sure you do a duck face afterward so they can laugh at you.

3. Admire their medals. They were hard-earned.

4. Always treat their families with great respect.

They have been through more than you could imagine.

5. Laugh with them!

Laughter is a medicine that works 102% of the time.

6. It’s important that you treat a soldier
the way you would treat your own family.

7. If you know a soldier, call them on the 4th of July.

It will make their day!

8. Or you can Skype them.

9. Each soldier has an amazing story.

10. Listen.

Listening is often the best gift you can give someone.

11. Give them a hug!

Soldiers love getting hugged because most of them
are big softies deep down.

12. Do a sport with them.

Soldiers love being active.

President Bush golfs with wounded veterans at the Warrior Open tournament.

13. Make sure you are respectful.

14. Serve them a big dinner if you can. Lots of meat.

15. But if you only have a minute, look them square in the eye…

And say, “Thank you.”

We promise you they will appreciate it.

God Bless America !

Have you seen any photos like these in the last 5 years?

I haven't either . . . .

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