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| date: | 29 November 2014 at 09:08 | ||
| subject: | Fw: From now on I'll believe.......... |
From now on...... I'll believe in The Prophet Muhammad........
I decided to go to the Scarborough Mosque for the first time to see what it was
all about.
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the prayers I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!
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Original joke, before it was "improved".
I decided to go to the mixed religion seminar for the first time.
I sat down and then the Catholic Priest came up to me, laid his hands on my head and said "By the will of God the Almighty and Jesus Christ, you will walk today".
I told him I was not paralysed.
Then came the pentecostal minister and laid his hands on me and said “By the will of God the Almighty, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
Then came the Muslim Imam and laid his hands on me and said “By the will of Allah the Almighty, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
Then came The Buddhist monk and laid his hands on me and said “By the will of Buddha, you will walk today'
Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the prayers and sermons, I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen !
GOD DOES WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS !
Thanks gruaud. I thought I had seen this one before in a different version.
The subtitle to this POS can be: "Why be funny when you can be mean, nasty & racist."
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