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Fw: Re: "This has got to be amongst the best quotes of all time."
Gee: Mr. Serial Adulterer steps up to the plate to caustically criticize someone else. Hey Newt: whadda ya think your second wife thinks of you? You know: the one you cheated on, oh Mr. Xtiany Family Values Fraud Hypocrit, while she was ill with breast cancer and then you personally delivered divorce papers on her as she was coming out of surgery??? What are you on now? Wife number 4 I think... I'm sure you cheated on each and every one of your wives, oh Mr. EverSoReligious Values.
Ya know, there's a saying about people in glass houses not throwing stones. I think that one applies to Newt. Any braindead contard who listens to this putz is a fool. Talk about hypocrisy on steriod: thy name is Newt.
Yes, it's awful the way Obama lacked Dubya's accomplishments in the fields of - er - oh, yeah, that's right - being a drunk, being a drug addict, shirking military duty, and running a few businesses into the ground.
DERP!
ReplyDeleteStill bitter over your digusting fall from power Newt? Maybe you should cheat on your wife with a secretary, that always used to cheer you up.
Gee: Mr. Serial Adulterer steps up to the plate to caustically criticize someone else. Hey Newt: whadda ya think your second wife thinks of you? You know: the one you cheated on, oh Mr. Xtiany Family Values Fraud Hypocrit, while she was ill with breast cancer and then you personally delivered divorce papers on her as she was coming out of surgery??? What are you on now? Wife number 4 I think... I'm sure you cheated on each and every one of your wives, oh Mr. EverSoReligious Values.
ReplyDeleteYa know, there's a saying about people in glass houses not throwing stones. I think that one applies to Newt. Any braindead contard who listens to this putz is a fool. Talk about hypocrisy on steriod: thy name is Newt.
Yes, it's awful the way Obama lacked Dubya's accomplishments in the fields of - er - oh, yeah, that's right - being a drunk, being a drug addict, shirking military duty, and running a few businesses into the ground.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think of the state of the world if a Gingrich quote actually was among the best quotes of all time.
ReplyDeleteReally? This is my favorite Newt quote of all time:
ReplyDelete"It doesn't matter what I do. People need to hear what I have to say. There's no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't matter what I live."
Said by Newt to his wife, when she confronted him over cheating on her, while he was trying to get Clinton impeached for cheating on HIS wife.
Hibyrd: never forget: It's OK if You're a Republican (IOKIYAR). Works for them, doesn't it? Double standards R Republicans.
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