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5/13/2015 08:23:00 AM | Key Words: U.S. Military | 8 Comments
Fwd: FW: Saint Nancy
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Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your cathedral if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.
She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California . The woman is simply not to be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Ms. Pelosi is a saint.”
5/11/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: NANCY PELOSI | 6 Comments
Fwd: US government was more forgiving of the Nazis than its own citizens
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5/08/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: NAZIS, TAXES, WORLD WAR II | 3 Comments
FW: Fw: Monica
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5/07/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BILL CLINTON, Monica Lewinsky | 18 Comments
FW: Here Is The Good News!
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Fwd: Here Is The Good News!
Op-Ed: Why Israel is the World’s Best Nation
With all the accusations hurled at us, it is good to see a "righteous
Gentile" who appreciates the uniqueness of Israel in the family of nations.
Published: Saturday, August 16, 2014
Giulio Meotti
The writer, an Italian journalist with Il Foglio, writes a twice-weekly.
I don’t know another nation on earth which since its founding, than seventy
years ago, had to sacrifice 23,000 soldiers.
I don’t know another nation on earth without recognized borders.
I don’t know another nation on earth whose population lives under a
perpetual emotional strain.
I don’t know another nation on earth threatened to be wiped off the map.
I don’t know another nation on earth so threatened by boycotts all over the
world.
I don’t know another nation on earth where winners tend to lose wars.
I don’t know another nation on earth which provides its own enemy with
water, electricity, food, weapons, and medical treatment.
I don’t know another nation on earth where guests on official visits utter
disrespectful and offensive words.
But I also don’t know another nation on earth which has recorded so many
miracles.
Imagine a helpless, naked Jew at the gas ovens facing a Nazi official, who
thinks he will get rid of the “Jewish cancer”, get rid of this unique
phenomenon of 2,000 years.
Could that helpless, naked Jew imagine that in 50 years other Jews will be
flying F-16’s in the skies over Israel?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel’s population today would be
nine times that of 1948, the year of the state’s creation?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is much happier than all the
European countries?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel has the highest production of
scientific publications per capita in the world?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel has the highest worldwide
publication of new books?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the only nation which began
the XXI century with a net gain in the number of trees?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel has with largest number of
chess grandmasters per capita of any city in the world?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the nation whose academics
produce more scientific papers per capita than anywhere else in the world?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the nation with the highest
ratio of university degrees to the population in the world?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the country which, in
proportion to its population, with the largest number of startup companies
in the world?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the country with the highest
percentage in the world of home computers per capita?
Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the nation with the largest
immigrant-absorbing model on earth?
Unfortunately, you will not find Israel’s goodness and superiority in the
media (also Israeli), because it doesn’t fit in with the stereotype of the
colonialist Zionist occupier.
In the world’s consciousness, the word “Israel” must be equated with fear.
Israel just came out of another war against terrorists whose value is less
than that of animals. Do you know of any animal species sheltering behind
its own children?
But the Jewish State, despite its media, its cynical politicians,
establishment, once again showed the world it is the best humanity has to
offer.
This hope is impressed in the faces of Israel’s fallen soldiers, its
wounded and injured soldiers. In those faces there is joy de vivre, not
sadness or hatred.
Terrorists and their Western appeasers want to destroy Israel because it is
a light unto the nations.
The only one in the world in which we live.
5/06/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: ISRAEL, JEWS, MIDDLE EAST, NAZIS | 8 Comments
FW: Interesting Analogy.
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Subject: FW: Interesting Analogy.
To:
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And ...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing fact is.... the higher you go in the corporate structure, the
smaller your balls become.There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
5/05/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: WASHINGTON D.C. | 10 Comments
Fwd: FW: Check this out....
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"When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny." Thomas Jefferson
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....... only a minute and 38 seconds....& pay special attention to the last 10 seconds of it :
https://www.youtube.com/embed/
5/04/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: CHINA, GOD, I AM GROWING RELIGIOUS-ER THROUGH EMAIL, THOMAS JEFFERSON | 13 Comments
Fwd: FW: U.S. / Mexico border patrol checkpoint
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Sent: Monday, March 30, 2015 4:17 PM
To
Subject: U.S. / Mexico border patrol checkpoint
5/01/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: CITIZEN, NEW MEXICO, U.S. BORDER | 10 Comments
Fwd: Only Southern boys will understand
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Yee-haw!
TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY:
> 30. When I retire, I'm movin' north!.
> 29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
> 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
> 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
> 26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
> 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
> 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
> 23. Wrestling is fake.
> 22. We're vegetarians.
> 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
> 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits and gravy.
> 19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> 18. Who gives a shit who won the Civil War?
> 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
> 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
> 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> 12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.
> 11. I've got it all on the C:DRIVE.
> 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> 9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> 8. I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl.
> 7. Checkmate!
> 6.She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
> 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
> 4. I don't have a favorite football team.
> 3. Youse Guys.,,,
> 2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN > BOY SAY:
> 1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help > in the Hillary Campaign.
4/30/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, The South | 13 Comments
FW: HILLARY
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The Queen of Transparency!
4/29/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON | 12 Comments
FW: FINALLY, A DEFINITION OF THE TERM "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"!
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4/28/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: JAPAN, political correctness, TRUMAN, WORLD WAR II | 7 Comments
Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Medicare - Part G
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Subject: Fw: Medicare - Part G
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself
and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So,
what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are
allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to
prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a
roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need
glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex
change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they
do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you
will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because
you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior
financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
4/27/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: medicare, Senior citizens | 7 Comments
Forebears.....DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4/24/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: IMMIGRANT | 17 Comments
Fwd: FW: London Cabbie
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4/23/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BRITISH, MUSLIM | 9 Comments
Fwd: How The Apostles Died / The Death of Jesus
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How The Apostles Died/ The Death of Jesus
1 Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.
2 Mark Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses
through the streets until he was dead.
3 Luke Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching
to the lost.
4 John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling
oil during a wave
of persecution In Rome . However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos ..
He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was
later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He
died
as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully.
5 Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors
that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.
6 James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a
hundred feet
down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny
his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the
Temptation.
7 James the Great Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus
Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church,
James
was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded
James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the
officer
Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he
declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept
beheading
as a Christian.
8 Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He
witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred
for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.
9 Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece.
After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the
cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when
he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have
long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated
by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his
tormentors.
For two days until he expired.
10 Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his
missionary
trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.
11 Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in
Christ.
12 Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas
Iscariot, was
stoned and then beheaded.
13 Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at
Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him
to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the
Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational
Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.
Perhaps this is a reminder to us...
That our sufferings here Are indeed minor compared To the intense
persecution
And cold cruelty faced by the apostles And disciples during their times For
the
sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated Of all men for my name's sake: But
he
that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew
Faith is not believing that God can,
It is knowing that God WILL!
Jesus' Death
The Death of Jesus
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! Let's see if Satan
Can stop this.
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to death . At the time
Crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst
Criminals were condemned to be crucified. Yet it was Even
more dreadful for Jesus, unlike Other criminals condemned
to death by Crucifixion Jesus was to be nailed to the
Cross by His hands and feet.
Each nail Was 6 to 8 inches long. The nails Were driven into
His wrist. Not Into His palms as is commonly Portrayed.
There's a tendon in the wrist that Extends to the shoulder.
The Roman guards knew That when the nails were being
hammered into the Wrist that tendon would tear and
Break, forcing Jesus to use His back Muscles to support
himself so that He could Breath.
Both of His feet Were nailed together. Thus He was forced to
Support Himself on the single nail that Impaled His feet to the
cross. Jesus could Not support himself with His legs
because of the pain So He was forced to alternate between
arching His Back then using his legs just to continue to
Breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the Suffering, the courage.
Jesus endured this Reality for over 3 hours. Yes, Over 3 hours!
Can you imagine this kind of Suffering? A few minutes before
He died, Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water
From his wounds. From common images We see wounds to
His hands and feet and even the spear wound To His side...
But do we realize His wounds Were actually made in his body.
A hammer Driving large nails through the wrist, the feet overlapped
And an even large nail hammered through the arches, then a
Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. But Before the nails
and the spear Jesus was whipped and Beaten. The whipping was
so severe that it tore the Flesh from His body. The beating so horrific
that His Face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The
Crown of thorns cut deeply into His scalp. Most men Would not have
survived this torture. " He had no more blood To bleed out, only water
poured from His Wounds. The human adult body contains about 3.5 liters
(just less than a gallon) of blood. Jesus poured all 3.5 Liters of his
blood;
He had three nails hammered into His Members; a crown of thorns on
His head and, beyond That, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into His
Chest..
All these without Mentioning the humiliation He suffered after carrying His
own
Cross for almost 2 kilometers, while the crowd spat in his Face and threw
stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight, Only for its higher part,
where
His hands were Nailed). Jesus had To endure this experience, to open the
Gates of Heaven, So that you can have free Access to God. So that your sins
Could be "washed" away. All of them, with no exception!
Don't ignore this situation.
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU!
He died for you! It Is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos by e-mail, but
When it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward To others
because you are worried of what they may think About you. God Has plans
for you, show all your friends what He experienced To save you. Now think
about this! May God bless your Life!
60 Seconds with God... For the next 60 Seconds, set aside what you're
doing and take This opportunity! Let's see if Satan can stop This.. All you
have to do Is:
1. Simply Pray for the person who sent this message to You:
2.Then, send this Message to people.. The more the better.
3. People will Pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God
For other people.
4. Take a Moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for
Doing what pleases Him.
If you are not Ashamed to do this, please, follow Jesus' instructions.
He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33): "Everyone therefore Who acknowledges
me before others, I also will acknowledge before My Father in heaven;
but whosoever denies Me before others, I also will deny before My
Father in heaven".
Yes, I love God. He is my source of life and my Savior. He keeps me alive
day
and night.
Without Him, I am nothing, but with Him "I can do all things through Him
who strengthens me". Philippians 4:13.
4/22/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BIBLE, GOD, I AM GROWING RELIGIOUS-ER THROUGH EMAIL, JESUS CHRIST | 5 Comments
Fwd: FW: Bill Clinton .....
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4/21/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BILL CLINTON, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON | 6 Comments
Fwd: FW: Einstein and Billy Graham
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Billy Graham is now 96 years-old with Parkinson's disease. In January 2000 leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina
invited their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in his honor. Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he struggles with Parkinson's disease. But the Charlotte leaders said, 'We don't expect a major address. Just come and let us honor you.' So he agreed. After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham stepped to the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, "I'm reminded today of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has been honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century. Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there. He looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it. "The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
"The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are; no problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.' Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.”
Having said that, Billy Graham continued, "See the suit I'm wearing? It's a brand new suit. My children, and my grandchildren are telling me I've gotten a little slovenly in my old age. I used to be a bit more fastidious. So I
went out and bought a new suit for this luncheon and one more occasion. You know what that occasion is? This is the suit in which I'll be buried. But when you hear I'm dead, I don't want you to immediately remember the suit I'm wearing. I want you to remember this: I not only know who I am. I also know where I'm going. May your troubles be less, your blessings more, and may nothing but happiness, come through your door. Life without God is like an un-sharpened pencil - it has no point."
"Amen and peace, my friends. And may each of us have lived our lives so that when our ticket is punched, we don't have to worry about where we are going."
Even at his age and with Parkinson's Disease, he could still deliver a powerful sermon !
4/20/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: billy graham, GOD, I AM GROWING RELIGIOUS-ER THROUGH EMAIL | 11 Comments
Fwd: FW: WAY TO GO CANADA
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WAY TO GO QUEBEC
MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN MENU... EXPLAINS WHY
Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.
The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval, has refused, and the town
clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why...
“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its
customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that's where they chose to immigrate."
“They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec."
“They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not
the Canadians who so generously welcomed them."
“They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic,
they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (whereas the reverse is not
true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants)."
“That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up
their identity, their culture."
“And if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who
welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole."
“Finally, they must understand that in Canada (Quebec) with its
Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion
must remain in the private domain."
The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.
“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in
Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them
under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia."
“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries,
it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere."
“Ask yourself the question, just once, “Why is it better here in Canada
than where you come from?”
“A canteen with pork is part of the answer.”
If you feel the same forward it on, if not, hit the delete button.
QUESTION: WHY AREN'T WE SAYING THE SAME THINGS?
4/17/2015 08:56:00 AM | Key Words: CANADA, MUSLIM | 14 Comments
Fwd: TAX DAY IS HERE (April 15th)
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This ought to drive the Liberals c-r-a-z-y!!!
4/16/2015 10:35:00 AM | Key Words: TAXES | 10 Comments
FWD: Beck: ‘I’m out of the Republican Party’
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| subject: | Beck: ‘I’m out of the Republican Party’ |
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/
4/15/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: glenn beck, REPUBLICANS | 7 Comments
Fwd: FW: Out of the West Texas town of El Paso..
| date: | Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 3:24 PM | ||
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You cannot deny the Texans. The whole scene, a motorcycle, a back pack, the policeman, motorcycle helmet, and the three, all in the same photo!
Three armed felons crossed the US border and attempted to rob an off-duty El Paso police officer dressed in civilian clothes while he stood in front of a bank.
The plan was for two of them to grab his backpack and toss it to an accomplice on a stolen motorcycle. However, the well prepared police officer shot all of them, killing two immediately. The third was shot in both arms and bled to death before the ambulance arrived.
This is how much the US Taxpayer would have had to pay to prosecute these thugs:
· Arrest and detention for 1 night = $6,000
· Transportation for deportation back to Mexico the next day = $1,000
· Air time for Obama to apologize in 30 minute speech = $25,000,000
What it actually cost: · Four .40 rounds = $1.00
·
Taxpayer savings = $25,006,999.00!
Apparently They Picked The Wrong Man to Rob This Time. And There Won't Be A Next Time!THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS 4 MINUTES.
THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .40 S&W ROUND IS ABOUT 1200 FEET PER SECOND.
What a great step to balancing the budget!
I LOVE TO READ STORIES WITH HAPPY ENDINGS!
-- "A veteran - whether active duty, or retired, is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to, and including their life." That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand that.
4/14/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, GUNS, IMMIGRANT, TEXAS | 24 Comments
Fwd: FW: good Story-Canadian farmer
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic and a white-trash biker are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern, and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,' says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran, so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer,
lights a cigar.
smiles, and says...
'Fill it with water.'
4/13/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: CANADA, MUSLIM | 13 Comments
Fwd: FW: Wastin' Away...
| date: | Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 10:52 AM | ||
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4/10/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, video | 16 Comments
FW: Bibi's wife?
| date: | Sun, Mar 15, 2015 at 7:24 PM | ||
| subject: | FW: Bibi's wife? |
Subject: Bibi's wife?
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult
a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she
finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Obama asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter." replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a
Jewish holiday."
4/09/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, JEWS | 44 Comments
FW: RV: Beating ISIS
Subject: FW: RV: Beating ISIS
Date: Wed, 11 Mar 2015 16:44:05 -0500
> Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
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> they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since
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> Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
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> "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would
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> get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to? "the Isis group"
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> she says. "Why them," her father asks in shock? "Well,"
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> she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
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> have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think
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> that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
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> bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines
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> to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all
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> over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they
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> didn't hate anyone anymore."
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> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
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> pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
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> "and once that gets them out in the open,
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> the Marines could blow the shit out of them."
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4/08/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: GOD, ISIS, JEWS, Marines | 13 Comments
Fwd: FW: (no subject)
| date: | Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 11:55 AM | ||
| subject: | Fwd: FW: (no subject) |
This is awesome! How Great is our God! Our Creator and Redeemer . . . And do we THINK about it??? God's accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs. . . .. . For example: -the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days; -those of the canary in 14 days; -those of the barnyard hen in 21 days; -the eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days; -those of the mallard in 35 days -the eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days. Notice, They are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week! God's wisdom is seen in the making of an Elephant. The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same direction. No other quadruped is so made. God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to live on two legs. For this reason He gave it four fulcrums so that it can rise from the ground easily. The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first. A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first. How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation! God's wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of sections and segments, as well as in the number of grains. -Each watermelon has an even number of stripes on the rind. -Each orange has an even number of segments. -Each ear of corn has an even number of rows. -Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains. -Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of bananas, and each row Decreases by one, so that one row has an even number and the next row an odd number. -The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute in all kinds of weather. -All grains are found in even numbers on the stalks, and the Lord specified thirty fold, sixty Fold, and a hundred fold all even numbers. God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times during the day. Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had a conservatory containing the right kind of soil, moisture and temperature, he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers that were open and those that were closed! The lives of each of you may be ordered by the Lord in a beautiful way for His glory, if you will only entrust Him with your life. If you try to regulate your own life, it will only be a mess and a failure. Only the One Who made the brain and the heart can successfully guide them to a profitable end. I HOPE YOU FIND THIS AS FASCINATING AS I DID. May God Bless You In Ways You Never Even Dreamed . The Bible; When you carry "the Bible", Satan has a headache, when you open it, he collapses, when he sees you reading it, he loses his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God, Satan can't hurt you! And did you also know.. When you are about to forward this email to others, the devil will probably try to discourage you, but do it anyway! Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point! |
4/07/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BIBLE, GOD, I AM GROWING RELIGIOUS-ER THROUGH EMAIL | 7 Comments
Fwd: Fw: ON HIS KNEES RONALD REAGAN
Sent: Wednesday, March 4, 2015 2:10:28 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: ON HIS KNEES RONALD REAGAN
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4/06/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: GOD, REAGAN | 10 Comments
Fwd: FW: PERFECT
| date: | Thu, Mar 5, 2015 at 10:37 AM | ||
| subject: | Fwd: FW: PERFECT |
4/03/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, Benjamin Netanyahu, JOE BIDEN | 13 Comments
Fwd: "Passing Through" Sculpture
The "Passing Through" Sculpture: a very pleasant way to view
she loves) . ..then passes through the veil of death into the open arms of the Savior.
appearance. Unveiled in the year 2000, the original life-sized bronze monument
stands in the grand foyer of the Spilsbury Mortuary in St. George, Utah.
It has become a scenic attraction, in addition to a comfort to countless families
at a most difficult time of their lives. It portrays the spiritual journey from mortality
to immortality: an aged woman's body, returning to its prime, and back to the
arms of our Savior.
Death is not the end.
We all have an eternal destiny, as "Come Unto Me" portrays.
4/02/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: GOD, I AM GROWING RELIGIOUS-ER THROUGH EMAIL, JESUS CHRIST, utah | 10 Comments




