FW: Hey...

 Very likely a true story!!!!!

 

Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist.  He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Chinese deceit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

 

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.  He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station,  started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

 

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.  She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

 

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.

  

Brad is a registered California Democrat.

1 comments:

charlie said...

A Tesla is an expensive car. I doubt there are very many Tesla owners who earn enough money to buy one but are also so stupid that they aren't aware that Teslas don't emit carbon monoxide exhaust.

Also - a Tesla is an electric car. That means that it is impossible for it to be, "revved to a slow idle."

Sounds like it's RWD who's not very bright.

RWD is a registered Republican.

 
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