Fwd: FW: Early SEASON'S GREETINGS

SEASON'S GREETINGS
T'was the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down 
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
tired of political clap-trap 

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his boys 
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others 
Who had not worked a day! 
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart
'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note—
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA , OUR ONLY HOPE!

 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I never thanked him
when my taxes were cut,
Most likely because
My head's up my butt!

gruaud said...

@ anon

< applause >

CharlieE said...

On Socialism and Ayers, you haven't a clue.

Please accept as my gift this heartfelt "Fuck you."

katz said...

...Aaand it's a Christmas parody with Halloween pictures.

ferschitz said...

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart

So... they're talking about David Koch or Dick Armey here, amirite? Seems to me it's just T-Tardz who are shrieking, screaming, advocating for violent civil war, wanting to secede from the USA, advocating for use of guns against citizens who don't vote the same way.

There is nothing equivalent happening with Democratic or liberal voters, who pretty much agree that in a Democracy, the candidate you vote for doesn't always win... and that's the way it goes.

Nothing like projection, is there, T-Tardz?

Marc with a C said...

The massive agenda, he rammed down my throat,

So ambitious and meaty, I thought I might choke!

The words he did say, as he drove out of sight,

"Congrats, my friend, you've been teabagged tonight!

 
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