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Fw: How to step off Air Force One
Sent: 8/13/2010 9:49:44 A.M. Central Daylight Time Subj: How to step off Air Force One
Subject: How to step off Air Force One
How to step off Air Force One with dignity While representing the greatest nation on earth
It's amazing what a pass that Michelle gets from the liberal media!
Did you know she accidetnally killed someone when she was a young woman, and hardly anybody outside of us political junkies knows that? If a Republican first lady had killed someone - even accidentally - we'd never hear the end of it, what with the liberal media bias!
Yes, especially because Michelle Obama was drunk when she accidentally killed someone when she was younger. Imagine if Laura Bush had been drunk and killed someone accidentally. I'm sure that Republics would wail and bemoan about how "America is only a shadow of what it once was" over that "hypothetical" killing by Laura Bush. amirite??
Geez. Nothing else to whine like babies about today - eh? I really enjoy wasting my valuable time victimizing myself over the wardrobe of the first lady. So important to our freedumbz.
ZOMG!!!! A WOMAN WORE SHORTS ON VACATION!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmerica is only a shadow of what it once was.
You're right. Time was women couldn't wear shorts. Or pants. Or vote. Or own property. Ah, the good old days...
Kinda makes ya proud, doesn't it?
Every single day. Best vote I ever cast.
So, to get off a plane with dignity, you should never leave the steps?
ReplyDeleteAnd since some Anon called me out on terminology a while back, Michelle wasn't on Air Force One -- Barack wasn't with her.
(Bonus question: Should we consider the "shadow" comment racially-charged? Or would that be giving the author too much credit?)
@ anon
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about the shadow thing, and I think it would be giving them too much credit.
It's amazing what a pass that Michelle gets from the liberal media!
ReplyDeleteDid you know she accidetnally killed someone when she was a young woman, and hardly anybody outside of us political junkies knows that? If a Republican first lady had killed someone - even accidentally - we'd never hear the end of it, what with the liberal media bias!
Oh, wait....
Yes, especially because Michelle Obama was drunk when she accidentally killed someone when she was younger. Imagine if Laura Bush had been drunk and killed someone accidentally. I'm sure that Republics would wail and bemoan about how "America is only a shadow of what it once was" over that "hypothetical" killing by Laura Bush. amirite??
ReplyDeleteGeez. Nothing else to whine like babies about today - eh? I really enjoy wasting my valuable time victimizing myself over the wardrobe of the first lady. So important to our freedumbz.
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