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In the words of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "I mean, it doesn't really look like he has any real money...or a job...or even a decent shirt fer Christsakes!"
To prior Anon: is that like the Chinese Fortune cookie "game" where everyone reads out their fortune and - instead of adding "in bed" at the end of every fortune - says "drunk and with a gun" at the end of fortune? Maybe that's how they do the fortune cookie game in Nashville? Kinda looks that way to me (except, gosh, eating at a Chinese restaurant might be, you know, not white-bread enough for these folks).
I thought there was nothing worthwhile to loot.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "I mean, it doesn't really look like he has any real money...or a job...or even a decent shirt fer Christsakes!"
ReplyDeleteMy favorite battle of the Civil War was the
ReplyDeletebattle of Nashville.
We really stuck it to you Rebs; not even
Gettysburg was as lopsided. And we knocked
the livin' SHIT out of ya at Gettysburg.
Don't give us an excuse to do it again.
I guess in Nashville, organizational names are preceded by the word "drunk" or "drunks". No need to spell it out, it is already implied.
ReplyDeleteI should have said, includes the words "drunks" and "guns". For example, "The Nashville Drunk Chamber of Commerce with Guns".
ReplyDeleteTo prior Anon: is that like the Chinese Fortune cookie "game" where everyone reads out their fortune and - instead of adding "in bed" at the end of every fortune - says "drunk and with a gun" at the end of fortune? Maybe that's how they do the fortune cookie game in Nashville? Kinda looks that way to me (except, gosh, eating at a Chinese restaurant might be, you know, not white-bread enough for these folks).
ReplyDeleteOooh! Let me try!
ReplyDeleteUm... Drunk National Tea Party Convention with Guns?
Conan O'Brien's Drunk Rockabilly Concert with Guns?
I'm getting a distinct "give us an excuse to shoot black people" vibe from this, no?