A user-generated archive and interpretive center dedicated to the medium of forwarded right-wing emails passed on from right-wing dads everywhere. "Begin Forwarded Message:"
Thats right kiddies. You're tax dollars are desperately needed to bailout reckless financial companies whose unchecked greed, shady practices, and non-existent ethics threaten to destroy our entire economy.
And lets not forget about the need to pay billions in subsidies to big agriculture and dole out hundreds of billions in corporate welfare for companies connected to the defense industry. Your tax dollars at work.
But but but... yer fergittin' Big Oil, who gave GIANT campaign donations to loads of politicians on both sides of the aisle. Wouldn't want to forget that Big Oil essentially pays NO taxes, gets lots of breaks, perks and lurks, including not having to follow any safety regs. Hey: a teeny little oil spillage in the Gulf? Why as el Lushbo sez: both oil and water are "natural," so no big deal!! If there's any problems in the Gulf, it's the Enviro-Nazi's fault!
Plus: Haliburton is great even when many oil rigs collapse due to their lousy crummy cementing procedures. Dick Cheney deserves all the filthy lucre his cloven hooves can gather.
But hey: teabaggers! Booga booga, the real problem is dirty messicans who do lousy at school!
Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
Dog forbid we should tax the obscenely weathly! Nope, corporate and oligarch welfare is the greatest! They deserve it morer.
PS have you ever seen anyone as blindingly WHITE!!! as this girl and lady in this photo? I think I need my sunglasses on.
Hold on. We're letting women read books and get jobs now?
ReplyDeleteThats right kiddies. You're tax dollars are desperately needed to bailout reckless financial companies whose unchecked greed, shady practices, and non-existent ethics threaten to destroy our entire economy.
ReplyDeleteAnd lets not forget about the need to pay billions in subsidies to big agriculture and dole out hundreds of billions in corporate welfare for companies connected to the defense industry. Your tax dollars at work.
We also have a one trillion dollar
ReplyDeletewar in Iraq started by a loser kid
who never did shit in school.
But but but... yer fergittin' Big Oil, who gave GIANT campaign donations to loads of politicians on both sides of the aisle. Wouldn't want to forget that Big Oil essentially pays NO taxes, gets lots of breaks, perks and lurks, including not having to follow any safety regs. Hey: a teeny little oil spillage in the Gulf? Why as el Lushbo sez: both oil and water are "natural," so no big deal!! If there's any problems in the Gulf, it's the Enviro-Nazi's fault!
ReplyDeletePlus: Haliburton is great even when many oil rigs collapse due to their lousy crummy cementing procedures. Dick Cheney deserves all the filthy lucre his cloven hooves can gather.
But hey: teabaggers! Booga booga, the real problem is dirty messicans who do lousy at school!
Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
Dog forbid we should tax the obscenely weathly! Nope, corporate and oligarch welfare is the greatest! They deserve it morer.
PS have you ever seen anyone as blindingly WHITE!!! as this girl and lady in this photo? I think I need my sunglasses on.
Why, these pretty white people are right!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Bush didn't do shit in school, but he still got to be president, and all of his freinds got rich off of our tax dollars!
Yeah, I was getting white-supremacist overtones from this one too. That kid looks way too much like one of those Prussian Blue chicks.
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