Subject: At a bar...
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Date: Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 2:48 PM
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"

Actually kinda funny. Thought the setup needs some work, its a little clunky. Also not sure if whoever that woman is would appreciate her likeness being used in such a way.
ReplyDeleteThe word "Corbis" in the upper left hand corner of the image indicates that it's a stock photo.
ReplyDeleteIt also indicates that it's a stolen stock photo, as the ones you actually pay for have the watermark removed.