Fw: Breaking News


Subject: Breaking News

> >BREAKING NEWS!!
> >To save the economy, in May, 2010,
> >The Obama government will start deporting
> >All old people in order to
> >Lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
> >I started crying when I thought of you.
> >
> >
> >RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!!
> >
> >
> >Well....what can I say?
> >Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!

4 comments:

  1. Alright, fess up. Who spilled the beans about the secret deportation plans to the old people?

    Loose lips, people!

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  2. This one is actually funny! :D

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  3. At last: Win!

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  4. Wasn't me, Anon. Well, at least they didn't wind of our mandatory gay wedding plans!

    /Are my jackboots issued to me automatically or do I have to fill out some kind of form?

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