A guy traveling through Canada on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S.
Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald
Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent
his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"
Obama is a bumhole!
ReplyDelete*artificial sounding laugh track*
PEE PEE POO POO HE IS BAD PRESIDENT
ReplyDeleteConservative humor!
I hope and pray that all conservatives
ReplyDeleteget Ronald Reagan and George Bush
tattoos on their buttocks.
We've seen this stupid butt hole joke before. Wasn't particularly amusing then, and it's not funny now.
ReplyDeleteBut it does seem to prove the point that Republics are all closeted gays or something. Why else wouldja tatoo two men on your butt cheeks? Begs the question...
Ronald
ReplyDeleteReagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other
So..... Reagan and Bush are ass cheeks and it occurs to me that our border problem isn't in the south.