A user-generated archive and interpretive center dedicated to the medium of forwarded right-wing emails passed on from right-wing dads everywhere. "Begin Forwarded Message:"
Yes, I CAN come up with ever-more moronic e-mail forwards! Yes, I CAN be even stupider than you dreamed possible! No, I CAN not resist the temptation to let the world see what a fool I am! No, I CAN not tell my ass from a hole in the ground! I'm a RepublICAN!
Are they outsourcing the writing of this stuff to third graders?
What?? Why hasn't this valuable info been proclaimed from sea to shining sea? NOW that I know THIS, I will forthwith change my party affiliation from RATS to ICAN... NOT.
Seriously... WTF?
I get that teabaggers have the emotional maturity of a 5 year old (apologies to all 5 year olds), but ya know: when you get to be an adult, recess jokes are a just plain embarressing.
Typical six year old playground-level Republican horseshit.
ReplyDeleteHEY GUYS DID U KNOW BUSH MEANS LIKE A PUSSY! LIKE PUSSY HAIR!!!
This has to be a put on.
ReplyDeleteModern Republicans can't spell for shit. Heck, the
word verification generator here is a better speller.
Yes, I CAN come up with ever-more moronic e-mail forwards! Yes, I CAN be even stupider than you dreamed possible! No, I CAN not resist the temptation to let the world see what a fool I am! No, I CAN not tell my ass from a hole in the ground! I'm a RepublICAN!
ReplyDeleteAre they outsourcing the writing of this stuff to third graders?
Well, I'm sure that proves some kind of thing. Mostly that someone thinks "the last 4 [things] is..." counts as proper grammar.
ReplyDeleteWhat?? Why hasn't this valuable info been proclaimed from sea to shining sea? NOW that I know THIS, I will forthwith change my party affiliation from RATS to ICAN... NOT.
ReplyDeleteSeriously... WTF?
I get that teabaggers have the emotional maturity of a 5 year old (apologies to all 5 year olds), but ya know: when you get to be an adult, recess jokes are a just plain embarressing.
You know what other word ends in the letters ICAN?
ReplyDeleteMexican.
How does it feel to be that closely related to the despised Meskins, amigo?
the first four letters spell repu, which if you say it out loud might kind of sound like "rape you" !!!!!!!!11!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf Republicans are the party of "I can," why are they so steadfastly opposing all current legislation and Presidential appointees?
ReplyDeleteYou can't spell "republican" without "pubic." Hey, I went to junior high too.
ReplyDelete