Fw: Marine

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2010, 3:45 PM

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."


gruaud said...

I laughed.

However, no one cares that BO is or isn't an American
except racist, Republican handjobs.

Seriously: NO ONE ELSE CARES. You look more
foolish than usual with your childish insistence.

ferschitz said...

Even the rightarded media GODS, RushSeanGleann (not sure re Billo) are scrambling to distance themselves from the birther nonsense. I'm don't think even Bible Spice's handlers are allowing her to blurt out word salad about the birf certifikat. They all agree that this issue is totally stupid & detracts from their message, while making conservatards look like total LOSERS.

Get over it, losers, that's an albatross around your necks now.

I dunno, Gruaud, I didn't find it amusing. In addition to nonsensical birth cert. idiocy, it's also filled with mean-spirited anti-gay, sexist bigotry. To each his/her own, but I wasn't laughing. It could have been made more amusing, including the taunts about different leaders, if they stayed away from the bigotry & racism.

I just don't find bigotry, sexism, racism & gay bashing amusing. Plus it is factually incorrect: the Iraqi's, in the main, had nothing to do with Al Qaeda priotr to the USA invading them. This "joke" tries to make it seem as if all Iraqi's bow down to Osama bin Laden (hence somewhat justifying our invasion), and for the most part, they don't.

To me, a typical rightarded humor FAIL on all levels. Just saying...

gruaud said...

Dude, the truck ran 'em over.

It works on so many levels, like Hans Moleman
getting hit in the groin with a football.

Celia said...

How could they tell the unconscious Iraqi was a terrorist?

Oh, right, the whole "Iraqi" thing.

ferschitz said...

Yeah, yeah: I get the truck bit; I'll give you that. Just annoyed per usual re the typical rightwing talking points. grumble grumble... grumpy today... :-)

3D said...

This does underscore a common phenomenon, albeit unintentionally: Islamic radicals and Christian radicals almost always agree with each other's philosophy, they just can't get away from the different skin color and language thing long enough to team up against the evil godless heathens.

An Old Grunt said...

I have heard this story a couple of years ago as such:
A Marine squad was saddling up to patrol out of Sadr City. Due to the IEDs, just one unlucky well-armed soul was sent out up the street to the northeast with the rest of the squad following. The squad moved on up the street and came across their point man battered and blooded on one side of the street and on the other side was a Mahdi Army fighter batter, bloody and unconscious. As the Corpsman was rendering first aid to the Marine and then to the militiaman, the squad leader ask the point man what had happened. "Well Sargent, I was moving cautiously up the middle of the street when I met that Mahdi fighter. I walked up to him and yelled in his face that Muqtada al-Sadr was a worthless piece of shit and he stepped up and yelled back in my face that President Bush was a worthless piece of shit. As we were shaking hands a truck comin' down the street hit us."
Semper Fi

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