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Sent: 12/31/2009 3:37:18 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
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My dog

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost
to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the
year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is
required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much
larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He
makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious
places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He
is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of
his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I
was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the
head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat

9 comments:

  1. I also notice you refer to him with a capital "H." Does that mean he's god?

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  2. *cough*

    I think they forgot the standard "OMG THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY LOL" title which is required for all of these lame ass RW "jokes".

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  3. A dog that sleeps twenty hours a day is an uncommonly inactive dog, surely? Perhaps he's just very old. Or maybe this used to be an e-mail forward about a cat, but someone who doesn't like cats changed it.

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  4. I guess children are too.

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  5. Damn, according to this e-mail, my life should be a lot different than it is.

    No responsibilities or expenses? Big house that I don't need to clean myself? Lots of sleep? Sign me up!

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  6. Wha?? If that's the life of a Democrat, then I must be a Republic...

    WTF are they even talking about? Makes no sense, and per usual, is not even slightly humorous.

    Agree w/ one prior post that it's missing the "OMG this is soooo funny" tag. Rightwing humor FAIL.

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  8. I'm kind of surprised they missed the chance to make a "neutered" joke.

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  9. SoDemocrats are narcoleptics? Is that what this is saying?

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