A bit of humor

My own rendition. Obama's idea of distributing the wealth.

Fw: Politician Lie Detector Test (Johnny Carson)


Sent: Monday, October 31, 2016 10:35 PM

Subject: Politician Lie Detector Test (Johnny Carson)
 



Hilarious.   Should hook up Hillary and Donald and listen for the buzzer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hef7v6fp_DQ

Fw: Christianity outlawed

> From:
> Subject: Fw: Christianity outlawed
> To:
> Date: Sunday, August 21, 2016, 4:39 PM
> Well here we go Christian brothers
> and sisters it's time to unite and fight against this
> the liberal-left is waging a war to take away all signs of
> Christianity in our nation the cross the Ten Commandments
> preaching the true Gospel of God and making it a crime this
> is some more of Obama's Muslim lust to bring Islam into
> America this time that we as a Christian Nation stand up and
> fight quit being weak need in a coward's in front for
> what we believe in anyone questioning that should read all
> of the Old Testament the Jewish people were Mighty warring
> Nation under God's control in the New Testament he gives
> us 6 pieces of armament to fight Satan with but of course
> you have to read the word of God to know it and that means
> the real inspired word of God from the King James Bible all
> your other translations take away from a tad too in the last
> book of God's word he gives warnings to all those that
> will take away from it add to his inspired holy words
> it's time for war Christians hopefully they'll be
> more than just a few
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> 21, 2016 at 2:22 PM,
> Steve
> wrote:
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>  Please read this message below from our sponsor, Public
> Advocate.
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> Steve Thompson, Editor
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>                     Dear danny,
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>                     The Radical Left is waging an all-out
> war on Christianity in America.
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>
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>                     They're purging any and all
> public expressions of the Christian faith and morals from
> our country.
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>                     Christian businesses, church sermons,
> monuments to the Ten Commandments, and even the Cross itself
> are in their crosshairs.
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>                     And anyone unwilling to surrender their
> values to their Liberal Agenda should be criminalized.
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>                     Do you agree? What do you say?
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>                     Your Religious Liberty Survey is coded
> and specially registered in your name.
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>                     I've included a link below so you
> can fill it out and return it to me right away.
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>
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>                     You see, the Radical Left is sneaking
> around Washington demanding passage of their agenda.
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>                     They are tempting Republican leadership
> in Congress to turn their backs on pro-Family Americans and
> support the Obama Administration's war on Christianity.
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>                     And they insist YOU actually support
> them.
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>                     To make matters worse, more and more
> Republicans in Congress are abandoning the Traditional
> Values they were elected to defend.
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>                     Recently, Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL) joined
> their crusade against Religious Liberty by supporting their
> flagship Gay Bill of Special Rights (S. 1858).
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>                     And House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) is
> refusing to support the First Amendment Defense Act (H.R.
> 2802), a bill designed to protect the right to Freedom of
> Religion
>                         in our country.
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>                     I can only begin to imagine how much
> more damage the Radical Left will do if they co-opt the
> majority of the opposition party.
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>                     As the President of Public Advocate of
> the United States, I've devoted more than thirty years
> to battling the anti-Christian Left in Washington.
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>                     Backed by Hollywood celebrities, the
> media and millions of your tax dollars, the Radical Left has
> many Congressmen quivering with fear -- because they wield
> tremendous influence in BOTH parties.
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>                     That's why pro-Family Senators
> and Congressmen are counting on me to find out if you really
> support the Radical Left's war on Christianity.
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>                     Frankly, if you really do support the
> Left's war on Christianity -- or if you just no
>                         longer care enough to stand up for
> Religious Liberty -- you can ignore this email.
>
>
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>                     Insiders in Congress say the foundation
> of our Traditional Values could be destroyed in a matter of
> months.
>
>
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>                     The Radical Left's war on
> Christianity has undermined Christians' Religious
> Liberties in the church, at home, and on the job:
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>                     *** In Coeur d'Alene,ID, city
> ordinances are forcing pastors to perform homosexual
> "marriages" or go to jail.
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>                     And the IRS even cut a secret deal
> agreeing to monitor churches' sermons, a clear step
> towards muzzling all speech they disagree with.
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>                     *** In Phoenix, AZ a man was arrested
> for hosting a Bible study on his own property.
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>                     The Radical Left's efforts to
> destroy the Christian culture of America has gone beyond the
> public square, and into our own homes.
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>                     *** Christian-owned businesses are
> being slammed with expensive lawsuits and backbreaking
> fines.
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>                     The Radical Left is bombarding the
> economic liberty of Christian entrepreneurs through
> government
>                         overregulation and the threat of
> heavy fines for refusing to submit to the redefinition of
> marriage.
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>                     And to add insult to injury,
> lobbyists for the Radical Left are paid off with your tax
> dollars!
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>                     That's right, anti-Christian groups
> like the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Human Rights
> Campaign receive millions from the government.
>
>
>
>                     Hundreds of millions of tax dollars flow
> to anti-Christian activists through funding for
>                         so-called "civil rights"
> programs and "research grants" -- and I've
> read in the paper that cash even went to build a strip
> club!
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>
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>                     And they use these programs and grants
> to help anti-Christian leftists to lobby government to
> punish individuals
>                         for peacefully practicing their
> Christian faith.
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>                     Do you think that's acceptable?
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>                     Click
> here to give your answer by completing your Religious
> Liberty Survey.
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>                     My friends in Congress tell me
> there's virtually nothing on Capitol Hill from the tens
> of millions of Americans like you who oppose the Radical
> Left's war on Religious Liberty.
>
>
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>                     They say that the Radical Left is closer
> than ever to criminalizing every aspect of our Christian
> faith.
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>                     When I heard that, I made up my mind to
> write to you and as many other patriotic Americans as
> possible.
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>                     Your pastor, and even your church, could
> be their next target.
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>                     To stop the Left's attacks on
> Christianity and protect our Religious Liberties, there must
> be an immediate outpouring of support from folks like you.
>
>
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>                     Will you help by clicking
> here to complete your Religious Liberty Survey
> right away?
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>                     Leftist activists mock me in the halls
> of Congress.
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>                     They say it's too late because
> Americans like you don't care enough to help, especially
> with the court rulings redefining marriage and President
> Obama's dangerous lame duck years.
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>                     They say you support them. I tell them
> they are lying. They just laugh and tell me to give up.
>
>
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>                     Are they right? Should I just give up
> and let the Radical Left win?
>
>
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>                     Will you fight?
>
>
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>                     If, as I hope and pray, you still oppose
> the war on our Christianity and want to defend Religious
> Liberty, then
>                          please
> click here immediately to fill out your Religious Liberty
>                               Survey and chip in $50 to
> Public Advocate right away.
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>                     I must tell you, your financial
> contribution is critical.
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>                     You see, while the Radical Left gets
> tens of millions of tax dollars, Public Advocate receives no
> government funds.
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>                     Public Advocate relies on the generosity
> of Americans like you who give $10 or $25.
>                          A
> few special friends of Public Advocate give $50 or even
> $100.
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>                     For many Public Advocate supporters, a
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>                     I only ask you to prayerfully consider
> what you can afford.
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>                     You see, I've stretched Public
> Advocate's resources to contact you and other select
> Americans who I believe are most likely to take a stand in
> these difficult times.
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>                     If you won't help, I'm afraid
> there is little more I can do.
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>                     But the fact is, even if every person
> responds, it won't be enough to counter all the Leftist
> activists are doing.
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>                     And not everyone will respond. Some are
> cowed by how pro-Family Americans are portrayed on TV.
> Others will count on someone else to fight the fight and
> carry the load. I don't believe you are like that.
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>                     I've identified nearly 10 million
> families I believe would join our struggle for morality if
> only I can reach them.
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>                     That's more than enough to flex our
> pro-Family muscle in Congress.
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>                     And most of these families represent
> two or three voters each.
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>                     But without your financial help,
> I'll never be able to reach them.
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>                     My hope is you care enough to contribute
> sacrificially so I can reach these families.
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>                     A generous gift of $25 will let Public
> Advocate reach 45 more families. $50 will help us rally more
> than 97 homes. And a special gift of $100 will generate over
> 215 contacts.
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>                     Only you know whether a gift of $10,
> $25, or more is best suited to your budget.
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>                     I ask you to do what you can.
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>
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>                     The anti-Christian Radical Left boasts
> you support same-sex marriage, special employment rights for
> homosexuals, and bans on Christian speech.
>
>
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>                     Please
> let Congress know the anti-Christian Left is
> lying.
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>                     For the Family,
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>                     HON. EUGENE DELGAUDIO
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>                     President, Public Advocate of the United
> States
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>                     P.S. The Radical Left is waging an
> all-out war on Christianity in America and purging all
> public expressions of the Christian faith from our country.
>
>
>
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>                     They say Christian opposition to their
> agenda should be criminalized -- and they think they can
> bully the new Republican majorities in Congress to promote
> their agenda.
>
>
>
>                     Is it true? I pray it is not.
>
>
>
>                     Please
> click here to fill out your
>                         Religious Liberty Survey right away
> so I can prove to Congress and the media the Radical Left is
> lying about you.
>
>
>
>                     And please contribute $50, $25, or $10
> to help Public Advocate defeat the war on Christianity and
> defend Religious Liberty.
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>                     Your contribution is critical to
> reaching the millions of families I know still care for the
> future.
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