date: | 19 May 2015 at 22:25 | ||
subject: | Fw: One Way |
Fw: One Way
6/03/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: GOD, I AM GROWING RELIGIOUS-ER THROUGH EMAIL, JESUS CHRIST | 15 Comments
Fw: Best Commercial of 2015!
date: | 16 May 2015 at 14:48 | ||
subject: | Fw: Best Commercial of 2015! |
The Best Commercial of 2015.I don't know who did this but it is excellent and spot on!
6/02/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, video | 5 Comments
Fw: Lost Passport visiting Mexico
date: | 16 May 2015 at 08:52 | ||
subject: | Fw: Lost Passport visiting Mexico |
Subject: Fw: Lost Passport visiting Mexico
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A guy traveling through Mexico on
vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was
stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm
sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.. "Sure buddy, I hear that every
day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he
exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed
on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." "This I
gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and
showed the agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!"
exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago." Thanks!" he
said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
6/01/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, Chicago, GEORGE W. BUSH, MEXICO, REAGAN | 20 Comments
Fw: I was a Police Officer
date: | 4 May 2015 at 08:09 | ||
subject: | Fw: I was a Police Officer |
> I was a police
officer > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your
boyfriend has come > home drunk and is beating you again. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your 16
year old daughter, > who is very responsible, is four hours late coming home
from school. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your store
has been robbed > or your house has been burglarized. > > Today, I will not stop a drunk driver from killing
someone. I will not > catch a rapist or a murderer or a car thief. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that a man has
a gun or tried > to abduct a child or that someone has been stabbed or
has been in a > terrible accident. > > Today, I will not save your child that you locked in a
car or the child > you were too busy to watch who went outside and fell
into the swimming > pool, but that I revived. > > No, today I will not do that. > > Why? > > Today, I was suspended from duty for doing my job,
because the media, > liberals, a community organizer, a lawyer who formally
represented > terrorists and is the US attorney general and a mayor
who ran on an > anti-police agenda, who are all advised by a drug
dealer, liar and > income tax cheat. AND, all who know nothing about
Policing, have > vilified my profession. > > Because ---- > > Today, I was killed by a drunk driver while I was
helping push a > disabled car off the highway. > > Today, I was shot and killed during a routine traffic
stop to simply > tell someone that they had a taillight out. > > Today, I was killed in a traffic accident rushing to
help a citizen. > > Today, I was shot and killed serving a warrant on a
known drug dealer. > > Today, I was killed by a man when I came by to do a
welfare check > because his family was too busy. > > Today, I was killed trying to stop a bank robbery or a
grocery store robbery. > > Today I was killed doing my job. > > A chaplain and an officer will go to a house and tell a
mom and dad or > a wife or husband or a child that their son or daughter
or husband or > wife or father or mother won't be coming home
today. > > The flags at many police stations were flown at
half-mast today but > most people won't know why. > > There will be a funeral and my fellow officers will
come, a > twenty-one-gun salute will be given, and taps and
bagpipes will be > played as I am laid to rest. > > My name will be put on a plaque, on a wall, in a
building, in a city > somewhere. > > A folded flag will be placed on a mantel or a bookcase
in a home > somewhere and a family will mourn. > > There will be no cries for justice. > There will be no riots in the streets. > There will be no officers marching, screaming 'no
justice, no peace.' > No citizens will scream that something must be done. > No windows will be smashed, no cars burned, no stones
thrown, no names > called. > > Only someone crying themselves to sleep tonight will be
the only sign > that I was cared about. > > I was a police officer
5/28/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: LIBERALS ARE BRINGING US DOWN, POLICE, TERRORISM | 12 Comments
Fw: Fwd: Fw: Dear Abby
date: | 3 May 2015 at 08:38 | ||
subject: | Fw: Fwd: Fw: Dear Abby |
5/27/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BILL CLINTON, Chelsea Clinton, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON | 12 Comments
Fwd: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
date: | Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 2:49 PM | ||
subject: | Fwd: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton: |
* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
5/26/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON | 10 Comments
Fwd: FW: WOW Efficient Gun Control!
date: | Mon, Apr 20, 2015 at 3:53 PM | ||
subject: | Fwd: FW: WOW Efficient Gun Control! |
In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.
In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.
In 1975 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.
In 1983 a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan.
In 1984 James Huberty a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.
In 1986 Patrick Sherril a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.
In 1990 James Pough a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.
In 1991 George Hennard a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 23 people in a Luby�s cafeteria.
In 1995 James Daniel Simpson a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.
In 1999 Larry Asbrook a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 8 people at a church service.
In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.
In 2003 Douglas Williams a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.
In 2007 a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech .
In 2010 a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.
In 2011 a registered Democrat named James Holmes went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.
In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.
In 2013 a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza shot and killed 26 people in a school.
One could go on, but you get the point, even if the media does not.
SOLUTION: It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns. Best idea I've seen.
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5/25/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: DEMOCRATS, GUNS | 12 Comments
Fw: Wall Street Journal Sizes Up Obama
date: | 22 April 2015 at 18:56 | ||
subject: | Fw: Wall Street Journal Sizes Up Obama |
Sadly enough, this is a REALLY good read~----- Original Message -----This is not a ‘hate piece’, but it is a brutally frank article from the Wall Street Journal.Please read and share. It looks longer than it is. It’s a quick read.
Wall Street Journal Sizes Up ObamaA "deadly" article regarding Obama, at the Wall Street Journal, which today is the most widely circulated newspaper in America.Article from the Wall Street Journal - by Alan Caruba:"I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he's led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group (George Soros, maybe? or Frank Marshall Davis??) took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? "Dreams of My Father" was published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old. The "Audacity of Hope" followed in 2006. If, indeed, he did write them himself. There are some who think that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a "communist with a small 'c' was the real author.His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that might be deemed controversial. He went from a legislator in the Illinois House to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley's formidable political machine at his disposal.He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital. How, many must wonder, was he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before?He out-maneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an anomaly in the state with a very small black population, he oozed "cool" in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. And he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance.And then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole. And then John McCain did something crazy. He picked Sarah Palin, an unknown female governor from the very distant state of Alaska . It was a ticket that was reminiscent of 1984's Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro and they went down to defeat.The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Mathews swooning then and now over the man. The venom directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary.Now, 6 full years into his presidency, all of those gilded years leading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters.Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to "wish away" some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe, having gained a foothold in Spain.The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign "world tour" were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with really bad people with really bad intentions. Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party's hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues.Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an "obstreperous" Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against "jumping to conclusions" about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted "Allahu Akbar." The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber "an isolated extremist" only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an Al Qaeda plot.He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released were known to have returned to the battlefield against America. He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of 9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. And he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame.The pattern repeats itself. He either blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth.Knock, knock. Anyone home? Anyone there? Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual's life.When anyone else would quickly and easily produce a birth certificate, this man spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been sequestered from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose true facts remain hidden.Even his wife has mentioned they visited the country of his birth, Kenya. You did note she did not accompany him on the trip to Saudi Arabia on which he actually bowed to the king. Being a muslim required him to do so and that same faith prevented him from taking her with him."We laugh at the ventriloquist's dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States.
5/22/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA | 15 Comments
Fw: If Hillary Doesn’t Win, It’s Sexism
date: | 22 April 2015 at 18:56 | ||
subject: | Fw: If Hillary Doesn’t Win, It’s Sexism |
If there’s anything worse than a sore loser, it’s someone who starts making excuses before they ever play the game. Granted, in this case, it isn’t Hillary Clinton herself grumbling about the reasons she may not win the White House in 2016, but her liberal champions in the media are already providing her with a soft landing should she be unable to secure a win.
Appearing on ABC this weekend to promote her book, Cokie Roberts told George Stephanopoulos that the “crack pollster” at the network had determined why many Americans might have an unfavorable view of the Democratic contender. No, it’s not because the name Clinton has become synonymous with the worst of Washington politics. No, it’s not because she has all the charm and charisma of a three-dollar tuba. And no, it’s not because scandal seems to follow the Clintons wherever they go. It’s because –
duh – she’s a woman.
“A woman who is strong and powerful is seen as not friendly and empathetic,” Roberts said, quoting an unspecified ABC poll. “Here we are in 2015 and we still have to deal with that. So that’s what she’s doing. She’s trying to figure out how to show people she’s a warm and friendly person.”
Stephanopoulos noted that this strategy differed from her last campaign, where Clinton seemed eager to show the country that she was as tough and strong as any man.
Roberts said, “Right, because she was afraid people would think a woman was too weak to have her hand on the button or the red telephone in the night. Now she’s selling wisdom, which is a good thing in an old woman.”
Maybe it
isn’t that they are making excuses for her eventual loss. Maybe they are trying to shame Americans into voting for her.
Don’t you know that it’s sexist that you don’t like her? Don’t you know that you would feel differently if she was a man? You don’t want to come off as a bigot, do you? Hmm?
What these sycophants are unwilling to admit is that Hillary’s gender is literally the only thing she has going for her. Put her next to the legion of fresh, vibrant faces on the right and she comes off as positively ancient. And that’s less to do with her chronological age and more to do with how long she’s been in the public eye. We’ve known Hillary Clinton for nearly 25 years now. There’s no way for her to capture that thrumming sense of miraculous surprise that helped Senator Barack Obama in 2008. The fact that she would be the first female president is her only point of interest.
If people aren’t excited about that, maybe it’s not because of sexism. Maybe it’s because of the woman herself.
5/21/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON | 10 Comments
Fw: Fwd: Fw: Locked out?
date: | 19 April 2015 at 19:22 | ||
subject: | Fw: Fwd: Fw: Locked out? |
5/20/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, GERMANY, IRAN, OBAMACARE | 12 Comments
Fw: Tyrone
date: | 7 May 2015 at 21:04 | ||
subject: | Fw: Tyrone |
Love this one!: TyroneNone of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me mad,Tyrone.”One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing.The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had she seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died .The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.Well maybe you did if you voted for Obama
5/19/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA | 11 Comments
Fw: Fwd: How to get $75,000
date: | 19 April 2015 at 08:43 | ||
subject: | Fw: Fwd: How to get $75,000 |
got this from a classmate..........could this be how politicians get elected.........giving subsidies for votes ???
S ubject: How To get $75,000How to get $75k in benefits for you and your girlfriend.Follow these proven steps.1. Don't get married to her.2. Use your mom's address to get mail sent to.3. The guy buys a house.4. Guy rents out house to his girl girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.5. Section 8 will pay 900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay out the butt for family insurance.7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother8. Girlfriend gets 600 a month for food stamps9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone10. Girlfriend get free utilities.11. Guy moves into home but uses mom's house to get mail sent to.12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets.21600 disability +10800 free housing +6000 free O bamacare +6000 free food +4800 free utilities +6000 pell grant money to spend +12000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant +8800 tax benefit for being a single mother =---------75,000 a year in benefitsMaybe this is why the country is 18 + trillion in debt.No wonder our infrastructure is falling apart....someone working has to pay for all this .
5/18/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: FOOD STAMPS, OBAMACARE, TAXES, WELFARE | 15 Comments