Fw: Lawyer Party

A LAWYER WITH A BRIEFCASE CAN STEAL MORE THAN A THOUSAND MEN WITH GUNS.
                             Vito Corleone


 This is very interesting! I never thought about it this way.

The Lawyers' Party by Bruce Walker 

The Democratic Party has become the Lawyers Party.
Barack Obama is a lawyer.   Michelle Obama is a lawyer.
 Hillary Clinton is a lawyer. Bill Clinton is a lawyer.
John Edwards is a lawyer.  Elizabeth Edwards is a lawyer.
 Every Democrat nominee since 1984 went to law school (although Gore did not graduate).
 Every Democrat vice presidential nominee since 1976, except for Lloyd Bentsen, went to law school.
 Look at leaders of the Democrat Party in Congress:
 Harry Reid is a lawyer.  Nancy Pelosi is a lawyer.

 The Republican Party is different.
 President Bush is a businessman.
 Vice President Cheney is a businessman.
 The leaders of the Republican Revolution:
 Newt Gingrich was a history professor.
 Tom Delay was an exterminator. Dick Armey was an economist.
 House Minority Leader Boehner was a plastic manufacturer.
 The former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is a heart surgeon.
 Who was the last Republican president who was a lawyer? Gerald Ford, who left office 31 years ago and who barely, won the Republican nomination as a sitting president, running against Ronald Reagan in 1976.

The Republican Party is made up of real people doing real work, who are often the targets of lawyers.
The Democrat Party is made up of lawyers. Democrats mock and scorn men who create wealth, like Bush and Cheney, or who heal the sick, like Frist, or who immerse themselves in history, like Gingrich.

The Lawyers Party sees these sorts of people, who provide goods and services that people want, as the enemies of America. And, so we have seen the procession of official enemies, in the eyes of the Lawyers Party, grow.

Against whom do Hillary and Obama rail, Pharmaceutical companies, oil companies, hospitals, manufacturers, fast food restaurant chains, large retail businesses, bankers, and anyone producing anything of value in our nation.

This is the natural consequence of viewing everything through the eyes of lawyers.  Lawyers solve problems by successfully representing their clients, in this case the American people.
Lawyers seek to have new laws passed, they seek to win lawsuits, they press appellate courts to overturn precedent, and lawyers always parse language to favor their side.

Confined to the narrow practice of law, that is fine. But it is an awful way to govern a great nation.  When politicians as lawyers begin to view some Americans as clients and other Americans as opposing parties, then the role of the legal system in our life becomes all-consuming. Some Americans become adverse parties of our very government. We are not all litigants in some vast social class-action suit. We are citizens of a republic that promises us a great deal of freedom from laws, from courts, and from lawyers.

 Today, we are drowning in laws; we are contorted by judicial decisions; we are driven to distraction by omnipresent lawyers in all parts of our once private lives. America has a place for laws and lawyers, but that place is modest and reasonable, not vast and unchecked. When the most important decision for our next president is whom he will appoint to the Supreme Court, the role of lawyers and the law in America is too big. When House Democrats sue America in order to hamstring our efforts to learn what our enemies are planning to do to us, then the role of litigation in America has become crushing.

We cannot expect the Lawyers Party to provide real change, real reform or real hope in America Most Americans know that a republic in which every major government action must be blessed by nine unelected judges is not what Washington intended in 1789. Most Americans grasp that we cannot fight a war when ACLU lawsuits snap at the heels of our defenders. Most Americans intuit that more lawyers and judges will not restore declining moral values or spark the spirit of enterprise in our economy.

 Perhaps Americans will understand that change cannot be brought to our nation by those lawyers who already largely dictate American society and business. Perhaps Americans will see that hope does not come from the mouths of lawyers but from personal dreams nourished by hard work. Perhaps Americans will embrace the truth that more lawyers with more power will only make our problems worse.

The United States has 5% of the worlds population and 66% of the worlds lawyers! Tort (Legal) reform legislation has been introduced in congress several times in the last several years to limit punitive damages in ridiculous lawsuits such as spilling hot coffee on yourself and suing the establishment that sold it to you and also to limit punitive damages in huge medical malpractice lawsuits. This legislation has continually been blocked from even being voted on by the Democrat Party. When you see that 97% of the political contributions from the American Trial Lawyers Association go to the Democrat Party, then you realize who is responsible for our medical and product costs being so high!

Please -- DO PASS THIS ON!!!

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Funny!




George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
       
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
   
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. 
Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
   
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?'

Bush replied, 'Go ahead; Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Fw: A Picture Worth A Thousand Words!

Subject: A Picture Worth A Thousand Words!



In God We Trust

Informed voters can help too!

“My Work Here Is Done!” - Barack  Obama



Fwd: Chilean rescue

Date: Sun, Oct 24, 2010 at 9:18 PM
Subject: Chilean rescue
To:


The only thing Muslims can do is beat up on their women of which they have more than one and strap high explosives on their body to blow up innocent children and people along with targets they deem worthy of destroying. The only Pulitzer prize Muslims have won is the one given to our dimwitted President!!!!!!

 
Looks to me like our illustrious  president   could brag on our country just a little bit to credit the folks responsible. I didn't see the middle east in that list anywhere. You know, our Muslim friends that helped make this country so great. (sic)
 


 
 
Far be it for an American President to publicly congratulate (let alone even mention) AMERICAN ingenuity and AMERICAN PRIVATE ENTERPRISE for the miracle rescue of the Chilean Miners.

Schramm Inc. of West Chester, Pennsylvania built the drills and equipment used to reach the trapped miners.

Center Rock Company, also from Pennsylvania, built the drill bits used to reach the miners.
UPS, the US shipping company, delivered the 13-ton drilling equipment from Pennsylvania to Chile in less than 48 hours.

Crews from Layne Christensen Company of Wichita Kansas and its subsidiary Geotec Boyles Bros. worked the drills and machinery to locate and reach the miners and then enlarge the holes to ultimately rescue them.

Jeff Hart of Denver Colorado was called off his job drilling water wells for the U.S. Army's forward operating bases in Afghanistan to lead the drilling crew that reached the miners.

Atlas Copco Construction Mining Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin provided consulting on how to make drilling equipment from different sources work together under differing pressure specifications.

Aries Central California Video of Fresno California designed the special cameras that were lowered nearly a mile into the ground sending back video of the miners.

Zephyr Technologies of Annapolis Maryland, made the remote monitors of vital signs that miners will wear during their ascent.

NASA Engineers designed the "Phoenix" capsule that miners would be brought to the surface in, and provided medical consulting, special diets and spandex suits to maintain miners' blood pressure as they're brought back to the surface.

Oh, and Canadian-based Precision Drilling Corp. and South-African company Murray & Roberts, drilled  backup rescue shafts in case the American rig failed. Which it didn't.

Fwd: FW: Early SEASON'S GREETINGS

SEASON'S GREETINGS
T'was the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down 
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
tired of political clap-trap 

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his boys 
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others 
Who had not worked a day! 
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart
'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note—
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA , OUR ONLY HOPE!

 

Fw: President Obama censors 'Creator' from Declaration again

AFA Action - The Legislative Action Arm of the American Family Association

President Obama censors 'Creator' from Declaration again
For the third time in just over one month, President Obama has refused to include any mention of the "Creator" in his recitation of the Declaration of Independence.
The Founders believed that "all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness."
Repeatedly now the president has simply said Americans are endowed with certain rights, but persistently refuses to acknowledge with the Founders that these rights are a gift from God.
He stripped God from our founding document on September 15 (video here) when speaking to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute. He did it again on September 23 at a fundraiser in New York City. And he did it yet a third time on Monday night at in Rockville, Md. when speaking to Democratic Senate candidate donors.
This can no longer by any stretch of the imagination be considered unintentional or accidental. President Obama is deliberately stripping our Christian heritage from us right before our very eyes.
If our rights do not come to us from God, they come to us from government. And what government gives, government can take away. President Obama has taken a long stride on the path that leads to tyranny and ruin.
If you would like to contact President Obama and urge him to put the Creator back where he belongs - in the Declaration of Independence and in the public life of America - the phone number to the White House is 202-456-1111.
Don't forget that we have an election of historic importance coming up in just two weeks. AFA Action has prepared a scorecard that includes the vote of your representative and your two senators on ObamaCare. You can view the scorecard for your state here.
Please forward this Scorecard to your family members and friends. You can readily print or share the Scorecard on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Google, Messenger, etc.
Sincerely,


Donald E. Wildmon
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Fw: How To Starve a Democrat to Death

Brutal!
How do you starve a Democrat to death?"





















 


You hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Fw: This Woman Scares Me

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Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2010 8:45 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: This Woman Scares Me






Nancy Pelosi......?????
And you thought that Hillary was dangerous!

Interesting that the LA times did this.  Lou Dobbs reported this on CNN and it cost him his job. The only network we would see this would be FOX.  All the others are staying away from it.  Just One State... be sure and read the last part..

This is only one State... If this doesn't open eyes, nothing will!


  

From the L. A. Times...
1.  40% of all workers in L. A. County (L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes.  This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2.  95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3.  75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4.  Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5.  Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6.  Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7.  The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8.  Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9.  21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County.)

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States' annual population growth (and over 90% of California, Florida, and New York ) results from immigration.    29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

We are fools for letting this continue

HOW CAN YOU HELP ?

Send copies of this letter to at least two other people.  100 would  be even better.

    & This is only one State....

If this doesn't open your eyes nothing will, and you wonder why Nancy Pelosi wants them to become voters!
 
                                          *************************************

LET'S IMPEACH HER NOW BEFORE SHE DOES FURTHER DAMAGE!!  WHAT AN IDIOT!!
IF YOU DON'T AGREE JUST DELETE.  IF YOU DO, PASS IT ON!!  WHERE DO WE GET THESE MORONS?

You won't believe what’s next!  Now Pelosi wants our retirement benefits???!!!
 

   Windfall Tax on Retirement Income

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below...

Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income.  In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement.
This woman is a nut case! You aren't going to believe this. Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds!  Alas, it is true... all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!

She quotes...' We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn't Marx say something like this. When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:

'We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as 'Americans'.'  
(Read that quote again and again and let it sink in.)  'Lower your retirement, give it to others who have not worked as you have for it'.

Send it on to your friends. I just did!! This lady is out of her mind and she is the speaker of the house!

Fwd: US to China jobs

----- Original Message -----
From:
To:

Sent: Thursday, October 14, 2010 6:18 PM
Subject: Fwd: US to China jobs






Here's another front page story that needs to be told publicly. Those politicians in the Congress who voted for this ban on incandescent light bulbs,
like Barbara Boxer, Susan Davis, Bob Filner et al should be held accountable in the public domain for this job destroying action and for increasing
the deficit in the balance of trade with China.


Federal Light Bulb Ban Creating Jobs in China

A federal law banning ordinary incandescent light bulbs has already had a negative effect on the American economy — GE has closed its last major bulb producing factory in the United States, creating job opportunities in China.Legislation enacted in 2007 orders the phase-out of incandescent light bulbs beginning with the 100-watt bulb in 2012 and ending with the 40-watt light in 2014. These bulbs cannot meet efficiency requirements dictated by law
Compact fluorescent lights (CFLs) are the least expensive alternative. But the manufacture of CFLs is “labor intensive and too expensive to be done at U.S. wage rates,” according to a report from The Heartland Institute, which estimates that domestically produced CFLs would be 50 percent more expensive than bulbs manufactured in China.
So instead of retrofitting its plant in Winchester, Va., to produce CFLs, GE closed the plant in September and laid off 200 workers.
CFL's are already being manufactured in China, and increasing American demand will no doubt create new jobs there.
As the Insider Report disclosed earlier, while CFL's use about 75 percent less energy than incandescent bulbs and last far longer, they cost significantly more, take longer to turn on, can flicker, and contain small amounts of highly toxic mercury, which creates problems for users when they break or need to be disposed of after they burn out.

“Environmental activists and their allies in Washington were either too ignorant of basic economics to see these job losses coming, or they were simply too callous to really care,” said Heartland Institute science director Jay Leah.

“Either way, compact fluorescent light bulbs in the real world fail to live up to environmental promises, unnecessarily subject American households to toxic mercury, produce poor-quality light, and are sending American workers to the unemployment line.”

And Sam Kazman, general counsel for the Competitive Enterprise Institute, said: “If the new energy-saving technologies being pushed by government are really that good, then we don't need government to mandate them. And if they are being mandated, that’s a sure sign that they're not very good.”

Three Republican members of Congress — Joe Barton, Marsha Blackburn and Michael Burgess — have introduced a bill that would repeal the ban on the incandescent bulb.
The three said in an article on The Daily Caller: “The unanticipated consequence of the ’07 act — layoffs in the middle of a desperate recession — is what sometimes happens when politicians think they know better than consumers and workers.”

Fw: Tax Changes effective 1/1/2011. Please read this it affects you no matter who you are

I tried to check this out but had no luck.  If you do, please let me know if this isn't true.  I'd LOVE for it to not be true.  This is scary!
Subject: Tax Changes effective 1/1/2011

Please pass this on to everyone!
 
 
 
 
Subject: TAX changes effective 1/1/2011
 
SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS. BUT YOU CAN THANK CONGRESS AND OBAMA.
PLEASE READ THIS. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, BUT THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

 

 
 What a great job our elected officials are doing.  How will this affect me? I will spend less, I will have no choice.  So will everyone else.  It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out the negative impact of that on the economy.  Hold on folks it's about to get worse, but don't worry Washington is smarter than you and they are not afraid to let you know that.  Everything is going to be okay. Obama said so.
 
  
 

 three great waves
 
 
In just four months, on January 1, 2011, the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect. 
They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves. 

On January 1, 2011, here’s what happens... (read it to the end, so you see all three waves)... 
      First Wave: 

Expiration of 2001 and 2003 Tax Relief 
In 2001 and 2003, the GOP Congress enacted several tax cuts for investors, small business owners, and families. 
These will all expire on January 1, 2011. 

Personal income tax rates will rise.  

The top income tax rate will rise from 35 to 39.6 percent (this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed).         The lowest rate will rise from 10 to 15 percent.         All the rates in between will also rise.         
Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher marginal tax rates.   

The full list of marginal rate hikes is below:
  • The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15%
  • The 25% bracket rises to 28%
  • The 28% bracket rises to 31%
  • The 33% bracket rises to 36%
  • The 35% bracket rises to 39.6%


  
Higher taxes on marriage and family.   
The "marriage penalty" (narrower tax brackets for married couples) will return from the first dollar of income.   
The child tax credit will be cut in half from $1000 to $500 per child.   
The standard deduction will no longer be doubled for married couples relative to the single level.   
The dependent care and adoption tax credits will be cut. 

The return of the Death Tax. 

This year only, there is no death tax.  (It’s a quirk!) For those dying on or after January 1, 2011, there is a 55 percent 
top death tax rate on estates over $1 million.  A person leaving behind two homes, a business,
 a retirement account, could easily pass along a death tax bill to their loved ones.  Think of the farmers who don’t make much money, but their land, which they purchased years ago with after-tax dollars, is now worth a lot of money.  Their children will have to sell the farm, which may be their livelihood, just to pay the estate tax if they don’t have the cash sitting around to pay the tax.  Think about your own family’s assets.  Maybe your family owns real estate, or a business that doesn’t make much money, but the building and equipment are worth $1 million.  Upon their death, you can inherit the $1 million business tax free, but if they own a home, stock, cash worth $500K on top of the $1 million business, then you will owe the government $275,000 cash!  That’s 55% of the value of the assets over $1 million!  Do you have that kind of cash sitting around waiting to pay the estate tax? 

Higher tax rates on savers and investors. 
The capital gains tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 20 percent in 2011.   
The dividends tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 39.6 percent in 2011.   
These rates will rise another 3.8 percent in 2013. 

Second Wave: 
Obama care 
There are over twenty new or higher taxes in Obama care. Several will first go into effect on January 1, 2011.  They include: 

The "Medicine Cabinet Tax" 
Thanks to Obama care, Americans will no longer be able to use health savings account (HSA), flexible spending account (FSA), or health reimbursement (HRA) pre-tax dollars to purchase non-prescription, over-the-counter medicines (except insulin). 
The "Special Needs Kids Tax" 
This provision of Obama care imposes a cap on flexible spending accounts (FSAs) of $2500 (Currently, there is no federal government limit). There is one group of FSA owners for whom this new cap will be particularly cruel and onerous: parents of special needs children.   

There a
re thousands of families with special needs children in the United States , and many of them use FSAs to pay for special needs education. 
Tuition rates at one leading school that teaches special needs children in Washington , D.C. ( National Child Research Center ) can easily exceed $14,000 per year. 
Under tax rules, FSA dollars cannot be used to pay for this type of special needs education. 
The HSA (Health Savings Account) Withdrawal Tax Hike. 
This provision of Obama care increases the additional tax on non-medical early withdrawals from an HSA from 10 to 20 percent, disadvantaging them relative to IRAs and other tax-advantaged accounts, which remain at 10 percent. 


Third Wave: 
The Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT) and Employer Tax Hikes 
When Americans prepare to file their tax returns in January of 2011, they'll be in for a nasty surprise-the AMT won't be held harmless, and many tax relief provisions will have expired. 
The major items include: 
The AMT will ensnare over 28 million families, up from 4 million last year. 
According to the left-leaning Tax Policy Center , Congress' failure to index the AMT will lead to an explosion of AMT taxpaying families-rising from 4 million last year to 28.5 million.  These families will have to calculate their tax burdens twice, and pay taxes at the higher level.  The AMT was created in 1969 to ensnare a handful of taxpayers. 
Small business expensing will be slashed and 50% expensing will disappear. 
Small businesses can normally expense (rather than slowly-deduct, or "depreciate") equipment purchases up to $250,000.   

This
 will be cut all the way down to $25,000.  Larger businesses can currently expense half of their purchases of equipment.   

In January of 2011,
 all of it will have to be "depreciated." 
Taxes will be raised on all types of businesses. 
There are literally scores of tax hikes on business that will take place.  The biggest is the loss of the "research and experimentation tax credit," but there are many, many others. Combining high marginal tax rates with the loss of this tax relief will cost jobs. 
Tax Benefits for Education and Teaching Reduced. 
The deduction for tuition and fees will not be available.  

Tax credits
 for education will be limited.   

Teachers will no longer be able to
 deduct classroom expenses.  

Coverdell Education Savings Accounts
 will be cut.  

Employer-provided educational assistance is
 curtailed.   

The student loan interest deduction will be disallowed
 for hundreds of thousands of families. 
Charitable Contributions from IRAs no longer allowed. 
Under current law, a retired person with an IRA can contribute up to $100,000 per year directly to a charity from their IRA.   

This
 contribution also counts toward an annual "required minimum distribution."  This ability will no longer be there. 

PDF  Version  Read more: <http://www.atr.org/six-months-untilbr-largest-tax-hikes-a5171%3E;; http://www.atr.org/six-months-untilbr-largest-tax-hikes-a5171##ixzz0sY8waPq1 
And worse yet? 
Now, your insurance will be INCOME on your W2's! 
One of the surprises we'll find come next year, is what follows - - a little "surprise" that 99% of us had no idea was included in the "new and improved" healthcare legislation . . . the dupes, er, dopes, who backed this administration will be astonished! 
Starting in 2011, (next year folks), your W-2 tax form sent by your employer will be increased to show the value of whatever health insurance you are given by the company. It does not matter if that's a private concern or governmental body of some sort.   

If you're retired?  So what... your gross
 will go up by the amount of insurance you get. 
You will be required to pay taxes on a large sum of money that you have never seen.  Take your tax form you just finished and see what $15,000 or $20,000 additional gross does to your tax debt.  That's what you'll pay next year.   

For
 many, it also puts you into a new higher bracket so it's even worse. 

This is how the government is going to buy insurance for the15% that don't have insurance and it's only part of the tax increases. 
Not believing this???  Here is a research of the summaries..... 
On page 25 of 29: TITLE IX REVENUE PROVISIONS- SUBTITLE A: REVENUE OFFSET PROVISIONS-(sec. 9001, 
as modified by sec. 10901) Sec.9002  "requires employers
 to include in the W-2 form of each employee the aggregate cost of applicable employer sponsored group health coverage that is excludable from the employees gross income." 


Joan Pryde is the senior tax editor for the Kiplinger letters. Go to Kiplingers and read about 13 tax changes that could affect you.  Number 3 is what is above. 

Why am I sending you this?  The same reason I hope you forward this to every single person in your address book. 
People have the right to know the truth because an election is coming in November!

Fwd: Texas Declares War on the USA

Texas Declares War on the USA
                                                ONLY IN TEXAS ????

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama " a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at the Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas ,  I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"  
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !  
How big is your army ?"  
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold , my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from  Hooters. That makes eight!"   Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."  
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"  
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.  
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."  
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."  
"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."  
Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"  
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.  My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"  
"Oh Lord," said Archie, "l'll have at call you back."  
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am
sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."  
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"  

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners.."
 
        TEXAS CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

Fw: New Obamacare regulations

Remember Pelosi’s statement: 'We have to pass the bill to find out what's in the bill'

Fw: The Breadwinner (yet another informative story!)

Subject: The Breadwinner (yet another informative story!)


 
To: All Who Care,
“My momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family.”

I was speaking to an emergency room physician this morning. He told me that a woman in her 20’s came to the ER with her 8th pregnancy. She stated “My momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family.”

He asked her to explain.

She said that she can make babies and babies get money for the family.

It goes like this: The grandma calls the Department of Child and Family Services and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for these children. DCFS agrees and states that the child or children will need to go to foster care.

The grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and thus receives a check for $1500 per child per month in Illinois . Total yearly income: $144,000 tax-free, not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid) plus a monthly “Linx” card entitling her
to free groceries, etc, and a voucher for 250 free cell phone minutes per month. This does not even include Wick and other welfare programs.

Indeed, grandma was correct in that her fertile daughter is the “breadwinner” in the family.

I hope you share this story with your contacts so they are made aware of how their tax dollars are being spent by the ruling class.

 Cheers,

 Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D. Urologist, Danville Polyclinic, LTD

Fwd: This may be my last E mail for a while

This may very well be my last email for awhile.
You know my right of center political views, and my love for our country. 

I know this will come as a shock to you, but I have made the decision to leave my home for at least one year effective November 24, 2010.

There are many reasons, but the major reason for my decision has been my involvement with a small Militia group down on the Arizona/Mexican border which is fighting to protect our nation against illegal and undesirable immigrants.

I have been in contact with this group for a only short time but I look forward to the day that I will finally join them.

I know most of you will think I am totally crazy -- out of my mind -- but I have not made this decision lightly.  Nothing you can say or do will stop me from doing what I truly believe in. For the safety and security of our country these border crossings must be stopped at all costs.

The following photo shows the group I am being assigned to and depending how this works out, it's possible I may never return.














FW: The Gray-haired brigade

Date: Wed, Oct 13, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Subject: The Gray-haired brigade
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IN GOD WE TRUST  


The Gray-Haired Brigade.

They like to refer to us as senior citizens, old fogies, geezers, and in some cases dinosaurs. Some of us are "baby boomer" getting ready to retire. Others have been retired for some time. We walk a little slower these days and our eyes and hearing are not what they once were. We have worked hard, raised our children, worshipped our God and grown old together. Yes, we are the ones some refer to as being over the hill and that is probably true.

 But before writing us off completely, there are a few things that need to be taken into consideration. In school we studied English, history, math, and science which enabled us to lead America into the technological age. Most of us remember what outhouses were, many of us with firsthand experience. We remember the days of telephone party-lines, ten cent gasoline, and milk and ice being delivered to our homes. For those of you who don't know what an icebox is, today they are electric and referred to as refrigerators. A few even remember when cars were started with a crank. Yes, we lived those days.

We are probably considered old fashioned and out-dated by many. But there are a few things you need to remember before completely writing us off. We won World War II and fought in Korea and Viet Nam. We can quote the pledge of allegiance, and know where to place our hand while doing so. We wore the uniform of our country with pride and lost many friends on the battlefield. We didn't fight for the Socialist States of America, we fought for the "land of the free and home of the brave." We wore different uniforms but carried the same flag. We know the words to the Star Spangle Banner, America, and America the Beautiful by heart, and you may even see some tears running down our cheeks as we sing. We have lived what many of you have only read about in history books and we feel no obligation to apologize to anyone for America.

Yes, we are old and slow these days but rest assured, we have at least one good fight left in us. We have loved this country, fought for it, and died for it, and now we are going to save it. It is our country and nobody is going to take it away from us. We took oaths to defend America against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and that is an oath we plan to keep. There are those who want to destroy this land we love but, like our founders, there is no way we are going to remain silent. It was the young people of this nation who elected Obama and the Democratic congress. You fell for the "Hope and change" which in reality was nothing but "Hype and lies." You have tasted socialism and seen evil face to face, and have found you don't like it after all.

You make a lot of noise but most are all too interested in their careers and "Climbing the social ladder" to be involved in such mundane things as patriotism and voting. It appears that we care more about our grandchildren than some care about their children. Many of those who fell for the "great lie" in 2008 are now having buyer's remorse. With all the education we gave you, you didn't have sense enough to see through the lies and instead drank the kool-aid. Now you're paying the price and complaining about it. No jobs, lost mortgages, higher taxes, and less freedom. This is what you voted for and this is what you got. We entrusted you with the Torch of Liberty and you traded it for a paycheck and a fancy house.

Well, don't worry youngsters, the Gray Haired Brigade is here, and in a month we are going to take back our nation. We may drive a little slower than you would like but we get where we're going, and in November we're going to the polls by the millions. This land does not belong to the Muslim in the White House or to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. It belongs to We the People, and We the People plan to reclaim our land and our freedom. We hope this time you will do a better job of preserving it and passing it along to our grandchildren.

So the next time you have the chance to say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand up, put your hand over your heart, honor our country, and thank God for the old geezers of the Gray-Haired Brigade.

 George Washington said:   "The price of Freedom is Constant Alertness; constant willingness to fight back...there is no other price..."

 
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